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" Infectious Annie " Valentine o'mine.

A surreptitious delightful tryst
with my honey-
my sebaceous cyst.

She is my pimple,
My wart,
She is my gumboil consort !

She is the zip,
in which my foreskin - got caught !!


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I think I just woke the neighbours. This is excellent. I cracked up.

You're a natural storyteller, an your wit is sharpened with a stone. Wink ;)

Well done

Kind regards Jayne

“The world is full of magic things, patiently waiting for our senses to grow sharper.” — W.B. Yeats

dear Obi,
another great one from you! I'm glad I wasn't drinking my coffee , it is not something I want up my nose!

*love, Cat

When someone reads your work
And responds, please be courteous
And reply in kind, thanks.

I am still chuckling here, where do you get your ideas from?

Is there something in your head rattling?

Very good, poem, funny to the point of not being able to finish it for laughing. Ruby x

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Lopsided Annie had a
diagonal fanny
and an arsehole
that was slightly askew,

Whilst taking a pee
she squirted her knee
and lifted her hat
when she blew..


( Is she behind me
has she got a knife)

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Oh dear Obi, you're poetry is funny and often close to the knuckle but I can't help laughing. I wonder if this is a cultural thing, I mean, to Yorkshire gents?
Made me laugh again. Ruby :)

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Still laughing!

I was here now I disappear..

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