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*Ahem* Gourmand 2

Pickle me a Dolphin;
sprinkle liberally with rye,
whip us up a Butter cup on
Snake n Pygmy pie.

Griddle ten rare rats arse
soaked in sauce o' barbeque;
serve it all in the banquet hall
As Squirrel -bollocks -stew.


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Oh, for the want of a conscientious lavatorial attendant,
That he may dutifully relieve us of this turd.

Said the man with the bumpy nose.

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in love with your bombastic complaint than the poem, which I found as entertaining as much of your other bawdy pieces. Here's to the man with his ear in his beer. I can think of no critique, so cheers.


. like my lost dreams...the flood

full of beer? Sounds like a bubbly time! Kind of like pouring peroxide in your ear to get rid of ear-wax.! ~ Geez.

to write a joke. (I hope it's not a repeat.) My compliments to your bawdiness

late one night, a husband suddenly got out of bed to close the window.
His wife asked what was the matter?
The husband replied "it smells like skunk" and the wife said
"Oh, it's not so bad"
The husband quietly thought to himself "yes, but no reason for the neighbours to smell it too."


. like my lost dreams...the flood

heard that one before! LoL ~ Geez.

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