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Dumb F#&*...
The arguement goes on and on, the brothers don't agree
The incessant voices in my head, are slowly killing me
Killer wants to get revenge, he cannot stand the pain
The shouting of them both is driving me insane
Sir Gee is losing this one, Killer's got him down
I think tonight we're going... out to ride around
In fact, there is a certain someone, that we want to see
He has a little silver gun; used it robbing me
Killer wants to make him suffer, show the neighborhood
He's been bragging that he got me, got me really good
Well, now it's time to turn the tables, find out where he's at
We've been really looking, for that baseball bat
I see him, we both say, we two in unison!
Now all we have to do, is try to draw him in
I pretend that I am drunk, unsteady on my feet
We make sure he follows down the darkened street
He comes around the corner, all set to take my loot
When Killer gets him in the crotch, with a steel-toed-boot
As he doubles over with the pain, I stomp his fingers in the dirt
I relish hearing his high screams, I know that really hurt
Killer slams his head against the building; whispers "How you like me now?"
His eyes go big, he trembles, sweat forms on his brow
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I'm addicted don't you know?
Com'on man I'm sorry, can't you let me go?
Hey, we hear that you been bragging, told your tale with glee
How you stuck me up, took my cash, then you threatened me
Well, we just want to give you; more to talk about
But I don't see how you'll manage that, with your tongue ripped out
You shot yourself right in the foot, bragging like you did
Instead you should have found, a place you could've hid
Killer's breaking all his fingers, slowly one by one
I'm searching through his pockets, for the little silver gun
I find his glass smoking pipe, his bumpies of the crack
The gun, I got it pressing, up against his back
The Bowie knife is shaving the designs out of his hair
Now there is a great big "K", boy, Killer's got a flair
On twisted knees, and mangled feet, he stumbles down the block
I guess that he is lucky, we didn't take his cock
I think that he will be on vacation for awhile
And I think that being dumb, is gonna cramp his style
Comments
scribbler
Fri, 2011-04-22 19:34
hello Geez
Let Killer out again. Very visceral write which pulled me in and kept me reading. Saw a few stumbles but then realized they actually enhanced the reality of this story. I would, however, consider doing away with some of the commas as not all seem needed to keep flow smooth. Tell Killer I'm his biggest fan before you let him loose next time, I've grown attached to all my parts lol........ stan
Geezer
Sun, 2011-04-24 19:51
Thanks Stan...
Killer says, hi. Not to worry, Killer knows who his friends are. Always glad to hear your comments. I took out some of those pesky commas, they really multiply like flys. ~ Gee
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magics02
Sun, 2011-04-24 19:59
Killer
Killer writes in avengence... I can see how you managed to describe very descriptively how you felt about these hoodlums that did what they did to you. I just made comment to your other poem on this. I can feel the anger in this one and rightfully so..
There is one wee thing here in this
The arguement
The argument
I do not want to give this an overhaul for it is written with much thought I feel and I am glad you got your anger out in this you and Killer...
Ms Mona
Geezer
Mon, 2011-04-25 11:07
Thanks Mona...
Yes, I got some of the anger out. I will fix the argument word. Thanks for the read and comments
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Roscoe Lane
Mon, 2011-04-25 14:38
This is one scarry character,
This is one scarry character you have created, compelling reading. Regards Roscoe..
Roscoe Llane,
Religion will rip your faith off, and return
for the mask of disbelief that's left.
Geezer
Mon, 2011-04-25 23:50
Looks like...
Killer is building quite a fan base. Some of Killer's best work was lost in the crash, but he will be having new adventures. Haven't had much success in retrieving his earlier works, but still trying. Thanks for the read and compliments. ~ Gee
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KINGZOMBIE
Mon, 2011-04-25 14:58
"Killer" post Gee, lol
I think its a tie between Scribbler and I with being Killers biggest fan, lol.I enjoyed his exploits once again, thanks Gee, kind of missed the dog though, lol.
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Geezer
Tue, 2011-04-26 00:09
The dog...
will be making an appearance soon. he is currently investigating an animal cruelty case. Maybe this dynamic duo should have a regular series. Have to think of a killer name for the dog though. Maybe Anubis? Thanks ~ Gee
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Hooded Stranger
Mon, 2011-04-25 15:16
Typo alert!!
Gee,
I'll be back later to review properly, but you spelt "Fuck" incorrectly!!
regards,
HS
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Geezer
Mon, 2011-04-25 23:58
You know...
how it is with us old guys, sometimes we fuck up on the simplist things. LOL Thanks, ~ Gee
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KINGZOMBIE
Mon, 2011-04-25 15:24
Lmao !!!!
LMAO !!!! @ HS, sooooo true brother, lol.
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Race_9togo
Tue, 2011-04-26 01:26
Gee
If I had a nickel for every time I felt like Killer.
Good stuff man, and a great way to drain the poison.
LMAO at the misspelling, at first I thought "huh?" Funny as hell.
Respectfully, Race
"Laws and Rules don't kill freedom: narrow-minded intolerance does" - Race-9togo
http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/Race_9togo
Geezer
Tue, 2011-04-26 06:38
Killer's not...
much on spelling, but he sure can fuck 'em up! Thanks, Jim. ~ Gee
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Candlewitch
Tue, 2011-05-03 11:37
Dear Sir Gee and Killer,
OH, I know these feelings so well! I love this one, every verse! I just can;t pick a favorite one! Revenge can be sweet...
love, Cat
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When someone reads your work
And responds, please be courteous
And reply in kind, thanks.
Geezer
Wed, 2011-05-04 17:55
I sincerely...
hope that you don't know these feelings from being robbed! It is a very scary feeling, and then it makes you mad! Thanks for the kind words, Killer, Sir Gee and I appreciate them, oh so much. Killer says hi. ~ Love ya, Gee
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Hooded Stranger
Fri, 2011-05-06 13:23
Gee
Gee,
don't change a word, let it roll as it is. Clever rhyme, funny and a little sadistic...a perfection combination!
I think it is time for a Killer & Eddie poem...I am sure Cat will be up for that...if you want to make it a threesome!...I'll throw in a Hooded Stranger too!
great write,
HS
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Geezer
Fri, 2011-05-06 16:32
I would...
love to have a threesome with you guys. Do we have a subject? Thanks for the read and great review, ~ Gee
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Hooded Stranger
Mon, 2011-05-09 14:12
Gee
Gee,
I'll contact Cat and see if she is up for a threesome!
No subject yet, but I think we can safely say...dark!
regards,
HS
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Geezer
Tue, 2011-05-10 07:00
Most assuredly...
it will be dark! I look forward to working with you both. [Assuming that Cat wants in]. Killer is excited! He thinks we would make a great team. Until we hear from you, ~ Gee
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scribbler
Tue, 2011-05-10 07:23
echo
I'm back again,again...aga......... lol.Don't tell K but i reread and have a few alternative to maybe help with the flow:
s-1,l-4 try incessant shouting
s-2,l-3 try in fact there is a certain someone
s-4, l-1 insert both in front of say
s-7,l-2 insert then in front of you threatened
......l-4 insert that after manage
s-8,l-1 insert right or square after yourself
s-666,l-13 sick K on scribbler
as always feel free to use or discard as you see fit. After all, you know K better than I do lol.......stan
Xavier Sleuth
Mon, 2021-08-09 19:45
Aha!
Got 'im, Killer.
Hope Sir Gee wins the next one, though.
Frequent crime
Leads to time.
Gotta be careful.
This line made me laugh: "And I think that being dumb, is gonna cramp his style"
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Geezer
Tue, 2021-08-10 07:55
I'll have...
to make sure that if there isn't one, I write a poem where Sir Gee wins one! Sir Gee is the dominate one, although you wouldn't know it! He is the one who operates the day to day living mode. Killer just isn't too good at that kind of thing. Of course, if Killer gets on a tear about something, like a rapist or child-molester, then Gee isn't usually able to hold him back, only suggest ways to keep them from getting caught. ~ Geez.
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Xavier Sleuth
Tue, 2021-08-10 12:16
Hmmm, makes sense-
It'd be hard to live self-safely as Killer.
Sounds like Sir Gee'd be a fella to go to know.
Very interesting.
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