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Eminent professors ev-ery-where,
even those bound to the chair,
all agree whid liddle ol' me-
we'll all be fucked even-tu-ally,

We're gonna die - we're gonna fry
pucker up n kiss yer arse g'bye.
it's difficult to comprehend
jus' when this shit is gonna end,

In a ball o' fire we're in the mire-
JEYZUS MAN,, we'll all expire !!
it may be quick o'er in flick;
clock is ticking tick tock tick,

Or it maybe slow the way ya go
- jus' 'nuf time fer one more blow,

either ways it's fair to say
we're gonna end up - - consommé.


Last few words: 
With brown bread.
Editing stage: 
Content level: 
Not Explicit Content


We are screwed one day, I think I want it slow. not quick. I want to be able to sit back with a bourbon and embrace whatever end comes my way.

This is a cracker!! I can't see one thing I would change.

Bravo! & to a slow end, cheers!

Kind Regards Jayne

“The world is full of magic things, patiently waiting for our senses to grow sharper.” — W.B. Yeats

So, Jayne, let me get this straight,,,,
One day in the future, you'd like an alcohol
induced embrace followed by a slow screw
with a big end coming your way ?

Hee hee, God bless you !!!

I've been at the bourbon again,,, love, Obi.

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Life ain't worth livin were it for not fer the bourbon Mark.

Cheers m'dears,,, Obi.

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But this is fucking amazeballs. Nicely done.

Thank you Sir,
its muchly appreciated,,,, Obi.

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it's been well said,
"Best of Luck, and Amen!"
Now pass the brown bread!

Curt and to the point, L.

Cheers, Obi.

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Obi Soup

the diner is serving a new soup du jour
it's broth is the froth from a gentleman's sewer
sautéed with his guts
au flambé on his butt
and his nuts that come grilled on a skewer!

Sorry, can't help myself. Keep that rhythm n rhyme going!


. like my lost dreams...the flood

Oh, You know me so well !!!!

Thank you, Thomas.
For that liddle beaut,
reaally gave me a belly laugh !

Cheers, Obi.

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What I really liked - You're offensive and arse kicking tone and profane words hammered that message home, excellent piece, I really enjoyed it.

You're definitely one to watch out for :) Ruby x

Give and grow - let's raise our verses together. I'm happy to comment on your work and appreciate a comment on mine.

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