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Big Sally.
Bless all the barmaids that have ever lived
who carried featherlite and knobbly ribbed,
who listened to waffle and crap I spoke
who granted liddle me, a slap n poke,
Who parted flaps whilst in drunken stooper
and gave the bird, to the party pooper!
the big ones, the small ones, the fat n thin
god bless slappers, that invited me in,
Bejeezus Begorra, Mag da Horra,
bless all barmaids, I'll shag on the morra!
big tits big ass, n the ones that pass gas
god bless the ones that I’ve yet to harass,
for whisky- for beer- god bless ya m’dear,
even big Sally; fer the gonorrhea!!
Obi.
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Geezer
Sat, 2021-11-06 15:00
A fitting tribute...
to all of those that ply their trade! Some that will and some that won't, I'm hoping that the Gonny one's don't!
. Nice little ditty! ~ Geez.
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Obadiah Grey
Sun, 2021-11-14 10:02
The fatter the arse
The fatter the arse
the more comfortable
the landing, Gee.
Ray Whitaker
Sun, 2021-11-07 12:26
HAHAHAHA
I really like these sort of humorous pieces. Just wish I could do a better job myself when attempting to write one! Nice work,!!
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Obadiah Grey
Sun, 2021-11-14 10:03
Thank you, Sir.
Thank you, Sir.