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The Last Time I had an Ice-Cream Cone

One recess long past, I thought I was slick
and offered a lass my Drumstick to lick.
I fast saw my mistake;
she gulped down her Shortcake
and made a shiv with her strawberry stick!

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Structured: Western
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Not Explicit Content


oh dear that is different lol


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I can get right in with this one! LOL.


Lopsided Annie had a diagonal fanny
and an arsehole that was slightly askew,
whilst taking a pee she squirted 'er knee
and she lifted 'er hat when she blew,,,,, phew.


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