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The Last Time I had an Ice-Cream Cone
One recess long past, I thought I was slick
and offered a lass my Drumstick to lick.
I fast saw my mistake;
she gulped down her Shortcake
and made a shiv with her strawberry stick!
Style / type:
Structured: Western
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Not Explicit Content
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Comments
c lynn brooks
Wed, 2021-03-24 16:53
Arrow
oh dear that is different lol
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Arrow
Wed, 2021-03-24 17:26
A little limerick
As Morris Bishop wrote:
The limerick is furtive and mean;
You must keep her in close quarantine,
Or she sneaks to the slums
And promptly becomes
Disorderly, drunk and obscene.
Thanks for stopping in.
author commentObadiah Grey
Fri, 2021-05-28 13:54
I can get right in with this
I can get right in with this one! LOL.
Obi.
Obadiah Grey
Fri, 2021-05-28 14:03
Lopsided Annie had a diagonal
Lopsided Annie had a diagonal fanny
and an arsehole that was slightly askew,
whilst taking a pee she squirted 'er knee
and she lifted 'er hat when she blew,,,,, phew.
Obi,