I'm convinced I'm surrounded by idiots
and, they're totally driving me mad!

I thought briefly about e-mailing friends
but, some idiot took the lap-top, I had!

If idiots were trees, I'd tell you what;
this, high desert'd be a forest, for sure;

I'm still deciphering if there are any that're normal
because, it's getting way too much for me to endure!

Sometimes, when in an intensely deep conversation
they'll appear, as though they knew what you'd said;

but, then they'll say something real idiotic
and, it feels as though they're playing with your head!

The high desert must do that to some people
there's clear evidence some brains have begun;

to sort of saute` all their grey matter
because, for them...there's way too much sun!

Apparently, these types require "mass foliage"
or, their brains tend to shrink way too small;

I guess, the high desert isn't for some folks
I seriously doubt, that they'll even make it...to "fall"!