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He Speaks of Size!

Submitted by loved on Fri, 2010-12-24 19:37

What of Size He Speaks of?

If you go to the Ottawa zoo
There they have a frame
Size does matter
To sheep
Well
They have shown some

In human beings
Genes play an important role
Size is a gift inherited
Two siblings born
A decade apart
Can’t have the same endowment
But the world's average
Is 6 inches

And
Minimum size
Needed to serve
The intended purpose
Is just 3.5inches?
Ask any doc

Porn devastates young minds.
If one has an elephantine one
As elephants have a 48 incher
Then the human male
Can avoid entering
The entire tunnel
Exploit doggy or donkey style
Twill best help you both
The man and woman
Hope your size helps you.

Style / type: 
Free verse
Editing stage: 
Editing - rough draft

Comments

raj

Sun, 2010-12-26 05:27

lol..you seem to have done a lot of research before coming up with this one...

raj (sublime_ocean)

loved

Sun, 2010-12-26 10:17

loved's picture

a guy on the other site
motivates women
and wants to excite himself
so i wrote this one
for that guy
and others to share
glad u came
my way as u do
once in a way
rgds frnd till the end
MY FRIEND
MERRY CHRISTMAS

TO UUUUUUUUUUUUUU 22222222222222222

loved

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