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Eating pussy

There was a young man from Mauritius
Who found eating pussies nutritious
Roasted boiled or fried
It cannot be denied
That the meat was sublimely delicious

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O............M.................G...............

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the poetry certainly is delicious but the thought of "roasted boiled or fried" makes it atrocious....no wonder it made Barbara scream OMG.,...lol...

raj (sublime_ocean)

My dear man.....whatever is eating you??

~A

p.s. ;-)

Not what i expected, but you know that.

A well written Lymeric.

lou

Stand tall, be proud to be who you are, give the world the finger!!!!

I can't understand the confusion, from what I can make out cat tastes very nice in a stew. My dad told me that at the end of the war (ww2), in Italy, an Italian family cooked a meal for him and his tank crew, they only found out later that it was cat, I told him that I liked eating pussy and, bless him, it took a while for the penny to drop.

John

Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting “Holy shit……What a ride!”

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Glad its stewed cat and not feminine pearls

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do u also love that kind of a dance ...
u got women raving mad ...
eating their pussies"""
cats as u say
not...........that

loved

You gotta kiss the cat until they scream

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i gotta stay off this thread lol

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