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Eating pussy

Submitted by shazbat on Thu, 2011-10-27 14:54

There was a young man from Mauritius
Who found eating pussies nutritious
Roasted boiled or fried
It cannot be denied
That the meat was sublimely delicious

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Barbara Writes

Thu, 2011-10-27 15:12

OMG

O............M.................G...............

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raj

Thu, 2011-10-27 15:25

the poetry certainly is

the poetry certainly is delicious but the thought of "roasted boiled or fried" makes it atrocious....no wonder it made Barbara scream OMG.,...lol...

raj (sublime_ocean)

Kailashana2

Thu, 2011-10-27 16:34

My dear man.....whatever is

My dear man.....whatever is eating you??

Kailashana2

Thu, 2011-10-27 16:34

LOL

Not what i expected, but you know that.

A well written Lymeric.

lou

Stand tall, be proud to be who you are, give the world the finger!!!!

shazbat

Sun, 2011-10-30 18:47

I can't understand the confusion, from what I can make out cat tastes very nice in a stew. My dad told me that at the end of the war (ww2), in Italy, an Italian family cooked a meal for him and his tank crew, they only found out later that it was cat, I told him that I liked eating pussy and, bless him, it took a while for the penny to drop.

John

Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting “Holy shit……What a ride!”

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Barbara Writes

Mon, 2011-10-31 11:45