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Eating pussy
There was a young man from Mauritius
Who found eating pussies nutritious
Roasted boiled or fried
It cannot be denied
That the meat was sublimely delicious
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Barbara Writes
Thu, 2011-10-27 15:12
OMG
O............M.................G...............
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raj
Thu, 2011-10-27 15:25
the poetry certainly is
the poetry certainly is delicious but the thought of "roasted boiled or fried" makes it atrocious....no wonder it made Barbara scream OMG.,...lol...
raj (sublime_ocean)
Kailashana2
Thu, 2011-10-27 16:34
My dear man.....whatever is
My dear man.....whatever is eating you??
~A
Kailashana2
Thu, 2011-10-27 16:34
p.s. ;-)
p.s. ;-)
lou
Sun, 2011-10-30 08:02
LOL
Not what i expected, but you know that.
A well written Lymeric.
lou
Stand tall, be proud to be who you are, give the world the finger!!!!
shazbat
Sun, 2011-10-30 18:47
I can't understand the
I can't understand the confusion, from what I can make out cat tastes very nice in a stew. My dad told me that at the end of the war (ww2), in Italy, an Italian family cooked a meal for him and his tank crew, they only found out later that it was cat, I told him that I liked eating pussy and, bless him, it took a while for the penny to drop.
John
Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting “Holy shit……What a ride!”
Barbara Writes
Mon, 2011-10-31 11:45
Whew!!!!! Lol
Glad its stewed cat and not feminine pearls
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loved
Thu, 2011-11-17 04:11
you do twist
do u also love that kind of a dance ...
u got women raving mad ...
eating their pussies"""
cats as u say
not...........that
loved
shazbat
Thu, 2011-11-17 14:00
You gotta kiss the cat until
You gotta kiss the cat until they scream
Barbara Writes
Thu, 2011-11-17 15:29
Kiss the cat
i gotta stay off this thread lol
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