Those Blasted Jeans

Who so ever invented jeans
For women
Had never had one
The whole day
They now compare the gait
Some have even outdone men
When they capture powers
Man feels with undone zippers,
Like they appear out in the open

But as the sun decides to wrap up,
Come the gals home
That’s when about them
Guys, hubby’s, boyfriends roam.

Down with the jeans they say,
Come let’s play
That’s the only way
They can their manliness display

Happy are all now
I must say
Down with the jeans
From this very moment
Right away from today