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Sick Again pt # 4 (round robin)
Sick Again pt #4 ?
this separation of body from mind, pieces like a jigsaw
there goes my right arm as I reach for a glass to fill with orange juice
(forget the glass, drink straight from carton)icy cold, I take giant gulps of this nectar from the gods
Ice Cream Headache! too much, too soon! Now belly vengeance, quick, to the bathroom...
just in the nick of time. i only trampled three old ladies in getting here. grab the wastepaper basket.
cold throne, I am planted, holding basket on my lap like a treasure which I am about to defile!
hot and cold, running at both ends... no surprise here... I might not have made it to the porcelain...
"think about that, you @sshole" I berate myself, as I have often done before. I wonder if I will be
invited back there again? I only made a small swamp of their guest bathroom... I supposed I should
have tried harder to clean it up? and when I ran short on toilet paper, I should not have used the
curtain to finish my "wipe"but I'm sure it will come out in the wash...slapping hand to red face...
probably wiping on the family cat, wasn't a good idea!
Comments
RoseBlack
Wed, 2022-07-27 08:18
This was great
Hugging the porcelain bus is never fun and I'm sure the cat will forgive u for wiping on them.
~RoseBlack~
Candlewitch
Wed, 2022-07-27 14:12
LOL
thank you Rose!
*hugs, Cat
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Geezer
Wed, 2022-07-27 09:58
Fkin' halarious!...
I guess that you weren't out of the loop very long? A marvelous job! I couldn't stop laughing! I love the half-finished lines, that made it sound as if you were as dicombobulated as you indicated. Snarf, snarf, OMFG! Funny shit! ~ Geez.
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This must be the place, 'cause there ain't no place like this place anywhere near this place
Candlewitch
Wed, 2022-07-27 14:17
LOL!
your reaction has me howling!!! I doubt my hostess and host are laughing >{^*;*^}<
thanks, Geez, you made it worth while!
*hugs, Cat
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Rosewood Apothecary
Wed, 2022-07-27 15:51
Cars
I have absolutely coated the interior of at least three different vehicles, never mine. The disconnected thinking is totally like being belligerent beyond capacity.
Super funny and very authentic,
Tim
Candlewitch
Wed, 2022-07-27 16:32
Tim, dearest...
your comment is the cherry on the cake of my day, lol
*hugs, Cat
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Candlewitch
Thu, 2022-07-28 07:32
you got it Mark, eww...
I guess I exaggerated a bit...but not by much!
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