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If Monday Was a Person.

If Monday was a person,

If Tuesday was a Rat,

Let Wednesday be an Elephant

And Thursday Tabby Cat.

Friday, you’re a Warthog

Saturday a Frog

Sunday, that’s a day of rest

So spend it on a log.

— Alex Tanner, Jun 24, 2026

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Country/Region: Isle of Wight United Kingdom

Favorite Poets: Poe, Swinburn, Bob Dylan, Spike Milligan, Alfred Noyes, Kipling., Many Others.

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The poem builds a quick menagerie out of the week, and the chief pleasure here is the regular rhythm and the rhyme that lands cleanly on "Rat" and "Cat," then "Frog" and "log." That ballad-like meter gives the piece a nursery-rhyme momentum, and the closing image of resting on a log earns its place by being the only line that gives the day an action rather than a label, which makes the ending feel like an arrival.

The animal assignments, though, are largely arbitrary at present, and the poem would gain a great deal if each creature carried some logic about the day it names. A rat for Tuesday or an elephant for Wednesday does not yet tell the reader why that pairing fits, so the choices read as filler chosen for rhyme rather than for meaning. Friday as a warthog comes closest to suggesting a mood, and leaning into that kind of characterization throughout, where each animal embodies how the day feels, would turn a list into a portrait of the week.

A small inconsistency worth attention: the opening line says "If Monday was a person" but never delivers what kind of person, while every other day receives its animal. Giving Monday a concrete figure would complete the pattern the first line promises. There is also a shift in address midway, from the declarative "Let Wednesday be" to the direct "Friday, you're a Warthog," and choosing one stance, either naming the days or speaking to them, would steady the voice.

The grammatical mood in the first two lines, "If Monday was," sets up a conditional that the poem then abandons rather than resolves. Deciding whether the piece is an unfinished "if" clause or a straightforward set of equivalences would clarify its frame.

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