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Porn star

If I could lick my genitals
Just like my neighbours pet
I’d film it with my camera
And I’d put it on the net

I’d soon be rich and famous
Like a real life porno star
I’d buy a great big mansion
And a big expensive car

A swimming pool, Jacuzzi
Naked women by the score
A wall hung with old masters
Persian rugs upon the floor

But that’s really just a dream
And I’d be happy I suppose
If I could lose my belly
And could see my bloody toes

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Comments

thank you for that laugh John, great little ditty
you have here. You do know what that is called
don't ya? It's dicky do disease, your belly sticks
out more than your dicky do (sorry, couldn't help it)

thanks

Richard

Thank you Richard for taking the time to comment on my "lttle ditty", as with most of my stuff it's designed to raise a smile and it's always nice to know that I've succeded.

John

Now this is the Law of the Jungle -- as old and as true as the sky;
And the Wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the Wolf that shall break it must die.
As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk the Law runneth forward and back --
For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.

From The Law of the Jungle

author comment

Most Males
have more breadth
at their waste lines
than length
fully sea-able down below .

Lovely take some help of trick photography
and become your desired one
Pawn....of sexology
and a modern celebrity
We all love
and
yet disown

loved

but I'm not rich and famous yet [sighs]

Thanks for this, your poems are a gift and a delight.

cheers,
Jess
Neopoet Directors

Going viral on you tube might get you famous (or nicked) not so sure that fortune would follow, but keep up with the yoga it might come in handy one day

John

Now this is the Law of the Jungle -- as old and as true as the sky;
And the Wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the Wolf that shall break it must die.
As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk the Law runneth forward and back --
For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.

From The Law of the Jungle

author comment

skip me

loved

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