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SHIRLEY/S ADDAMMING IT FOR EVES!!!!

I take It You ALL R No Virgins
If I comment it here,
You will say
I am a damned
Scientologist

Don’t worry

I shan’t comment now

Its time to sleep some how

Adam and Eve It!

We!!!!

I shall continue as a message
Will ye accept it?

SHIRLEY/S ADDAMMING IT FOR EVES

If only you see the male penis
It behaves like a serpent
Coiled ready for attack
Then soiled
Cooled
Howz that?

SEASON'S GREETING

I'm too cheap to send you all a card, so maybe this will suffice LoL

Season's greetings to all here
I wish you all a life of joy
so hoist your eggnog, tea, or beer
whatever drink that you employ

Gather those you love around
in a festive hall and celebrate
take comfort in their raucous sound
and join right in, don't hesitate

Lay pen aside for a short while
and chase the rhymes out of your head
take time to live and laugh and smile
enjoy the yule season instead

But When

The sun has set
The stars unseen
The snow is now falling
You said
You would come

The heavens silently
Drain their load
Softly soft music I load
Awaiting
You said you’d come.

Your Words

Your Words

The maturity of thy mind
Attains a peak as you age
Take coffee as you feel safe,
Let the doctor help
Check your hearts pace
And admiration thou may shower
With utmost grace
Divinity awaits those
Who can appreciate?
Many are humourless
They don’t know life’s pace
But thy words resound
As a gift divine
Show me the path
To that shrine
Where I can lead
Humanity at peace
To make music
Of your lovely spoken piece

Come Over for Some Coffee to my Place

Now I know why no one has
Visited my page
All are having coffee at this age,
At Tim Horton’s and Wal-Mart’s
McDonalds
And Fair View Malls
And
So many snacks at your place,
Do not disturb,
I mean do not interfere
In what I eat.

A doc friend of mine,
Told a silly guy,
Don’t eat this
Don’t eat that
Tis sugar here
and there's fat
And
So what do I do doc
Tell me that
That’s upto you
got that?

For Friend Longo!WITHDRAWN....

withdrawn
as it was written
in sheer ignorance.
My apologies friends.

THIS UNIVERSE AND YOUR VERSE, BOTH ARE UNIQUE

THIS UNIVERSE AND YOUR VERSE, BOTH ARE UNIQUE
Both are unique,
The universe and your verse
And
Now I add on to your train,
Hopefully, alas not in vain

Well we all are one large bacterium,
Emerged have we from virus,
But since virus none can kill,
It kills itself out of its own free will
The resultant had to be bacteria
Which is universal?
And none can ever still.

Another One For Xena

I Think
The lost virginity of thine
Ceases distraught minds
And some day
Since all of us
Have read you by today
Let the printers of the world
Compensate
To place this poem on every other gate
For folks to know

That Guy ( Dinosaur men)

virtually extinct
old school
old fashioned
now, just old
but once they were giants
a breed apart
ruff and ready
smart and resouceful
they did stuff
big stuff
hard
fast
got it done
making plans
setting goals
on the go
but,alas!
they are no more
gone,in essence,
like film noir,
John wayne,
or the Tuskaloosa air men
they just don't make 'em
like that anymore
but, I keep hoping
there is a place
a forgotten wilderness

We Are No slaves

We Are No slaves

We aren't slaves
To our genes
Though we are so engineered to be
Man and woman separately
And two distinct behaviours
We do reveal
But the chord is identical in both
Just see within
And let genes not be thy master
That so does begin
There’s more to the theory of evolution
May be
But man has been ordained
To search within himself
For that lost chord
And
I know you will over come
Your genetic hell
This is what evolution does tell

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