.
All gather 'round, I have a tale
(you may, 'though, find it hard to trust)
the sort to make the strongest pale.
I swear, declare it happened thus.
You'll think I need a therapist,
and 'though so many won't believe
and call it simply bovine dust,
I don't set out to try deceive.

One night, whilst watching heaven's veil
a new world view was, on me, thrust.
And even if 'you lie,' you wail,
I swear, declare it happened thus.
It caused me such surprise, I cussed -
a flashing light I could perceive
illuminate a flying bus.
I don't set out to try deceive.

It landed causing quite a gale.
(With fear I froze, I had to just
remind myself to breath, inhale).
I swear, declare it happened thus.
Emotions, reason in a fuss
my whole reality unweaved.
My thoughts, surrounds, became all mussed.
I don't set out to try deceive.

Once told the rest you'll be nonplussed,
(I don't set out to try deceive).
and what occurred, believe you must,
I don't set out to try deceive.
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