THE SIGNIFYING MONKEY AND THE LION ***Warning adult Natured Explicit***

THE SIGNIFYING MONKEY AND THE LION

Down in the jungle near a dried-up ereek,
The signifying monkey haddt slept for a week
Remembering the ass-kicking he had got in the past
He had to find somebody to kick the lion's ass.
Said the signifying monkey to the lion that very same day,
"There's a bad motherfucker heading your way.
The way he talks about you it ean't be right,
And I know when you two meet there going to be a fight.
He said he fucked your cousin, your brother, and your niece,
And he had the nerve enough to ask your grandmom for a piece."
The lion said, "Mr. Monkey, if what you say isn't true about me,
Biteh, Ill run your ass up the highest tree."
The monkey said, "Now look, if you doWt believe what I
say,
Go ask the elephant. He's resting down the way."
The hon let out with a mighty rage,
Like a young cocksucker blowing his gauge.
He ran through the jpngle with a mighty breeze,
Kielcing gorillas in the ass and knocking giraffes to their knees.
Then he saw the elephant resting under his tree.
He said, "Get up, motherfucker, you and me."
The elephant looked up from the corner of his eye
And said, "Seram, chickenshit, fuck with someone your size."
The hon squatted and made a pass.
Ile elephant ducked and knocked him flat on his ass.

Then he jumped in bis stomach and stepped in bis face
And tore bis asshole elean out of place.
He mashed in his face like a forty-four,
Plucked out his eyes and dared him to roar.
The lion erawled through the jungle more dead than ahve,
And swore to stop the monkey from signifying.
Now thaes when the monkey really started his shit.
"jive-king of the jungle, aidt you a bitch,
All swelled up like you got the seven-year iteh.
You was up there all jobbing and jiving and swinging your
arms
While the elephant was hitting you like a young King
Kong.
Going around talking about you cadt be beat.
Well I want you to know that me and my wife had a ring-
side seat.
And another thing. Every time me and my old lady try to
get a little bit,
You come'round here with that roaring shit.
Git away from my tree before I pee."
The lion looked up and said, "Mr. Monkey, if you piss on
me
While under your tree I pass,
IM elimb that tree and kick your motherfucking ass."
The monkey said, "Mister Lion, if I piss on you while you
pass,
You'11 ehmb this tree and kiss my ass."
The monkey started jumping up and down.
His foot missed the limb and bis ass hit the ground.
Faster than a streak of lightning and a bolt of heat,
The lion was on the monkey with all four feet.
Then the monkeys wife started her shit,
"See that, monkey, thafs what you git
Going around signifying and shit."
The monkey said, "Now look! You shut up, beeause there's
one thing Fll never be able to see.
That's how I leaped and missed a whole damn tree.
Bitch, I believe you pushed me."
The monkey looked up with tears in bis eyes
Then he jumped in bis stomach and stepped in bis face
And tore bis asshole elean out of place.
He mashed in his face like a forty-four,
Plucked out his eyes and dared him to roar.
The lion erawled through the jungle more dead than ahve,
And swore to stop the monkey from signifying.
Now thaes when the monkey really started his shit.
"jive-king of the jungle, aidt you a bitch,
All swelled up like you got the seven-year iteh.
You was up there all jobbing and jiving and swinging your
arms
While the elephant was hitting you like a young King
Kong.
Going around talking about you cadt be beat.
Well I want you to know that me and my wife had a ring-
side seat.
And another thing. Every time me and my old lady try to
get a little bit,
You come'round here with that roaring shit.
Git away from my tree before I pee."
The lion looked up and said, "Mr. Monkey, if you piss on
me
While under your tree I pass,
I;ll limb that tree and kick your motherfucking ass."
The monkey said, "Mister Lion, if I piss on you while you
pass,
You'11 ehmb this tree and kiss my ass."
The monkey started jumping up and down.
His foot missed the limb and bis ass hit the ground.
Faster than a streak of lightning and a bolt of heat,
The lion was on the monkey with all four feet.
Then the monkeys wife started her shit,
"See that, monkey, thafs what you git
Going around signifying and shit."
The monkey said, "Now look! You shut up, beeause there's
one thing Fll never be able to see.
That's how I leaped and missed a whole damn tree.
Bitch, I believe you pushed me."

The monkey looked up with tears in his eyes
And said, "Im sorry, Mister Lion, I apologize."
The lion said, "There am-t no use for you to be crying,
Beeause I'm going to stop you from signifying.
Now before I put you away to rest,
I want to hear your dying request."
The monkey said, "Get your motherfucking feet out my
eyes and my nuts out of this sand,
And IM wrestle your ass all over this land."
Then when the lion got ready to fight
The monkey jumped up and went elean out of sight.
But in the distance you could hear the monkey say,
"As long as these weeds and green grass grow,
I'm going to be around to signify some more.
And another thing, Mr. Lion, you aint no hell by the way
you ereep,
'Cause I know where three elephants sleep-"
 

[Arthur] I do Not know who the Author is or was Found this On the web It is a sing song recited type of peom Done by some  of those in Prison or Jail is the Best I can find on it It is a classic though I guess I left the way I found It uncorrected and miss spelt so you Have to decifer it some I don't see the likeness to my Poem though