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infinite_dwarf
infinite_dwarf
Oct 28, 2009 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Crap On A Page (Oct contest)

My poem sucks so bad
that Hoover offered me a contract
It's the vegemite of writing
the inside of the lid
in a public toilet in downtown Pittsburgh
In retrospect, I'm going to go with Eureka
they're offering more money
— infinite_dwarf, Oct 28, 2009

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Region, Country: North Carolina, USA, USA

Favorite Poets: E.A. Poe, Lewis Carroll, Charles Bukowski, Michael McClure, Lawrence Ferlenghetti.

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Kailashana

Kailashana

16 years 7 months ago

You suck (for better or

You suck (for better or worse) than I do. lol. These poems are so good that it'll be hard to choose which one suckers me with *take me* home. ;-) ~A "...when it agrees with reason and it will benefit one and all, then accept it and live by it." ~ Buddha
Candlewitch

Candlewitch

16 years 7 months ago

LOL

I have one question: What is vegemite? (sp?) Always, Cat
Kailashana

Kailashana

16 years 7 months ago

Vegemite….

Vegemite.... http://www.about-australia-shop.com/vegemite.htm There's wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much Aussie influence here. lol. ~A "...when it agrees with reason and it will benefit one and all, then accept it and live by it." ~ Buddha
infinite_dwarf

infinite_dwarf

16 years 7 months ago

thanks, ladies!

Cat, vegemite is some black stuff in a jar with the consistency of butter. I think it's made from hops?? Anyways, I've heard it's nasty! (skritches for beau-beau) Anna, if you wrote a sucky poem, you'd no doubt be able to out-sh*t-write me. =) ~Jess K. ----------------------- "There was no promise made, the part you played, the chance you took. There's no way out of here, when you come in you're in for good." - David Gilmour
Rett

Rett

16 years 7 months ago

Now THAT poem sucks Jess

Good job! *LOL* Respectfully, Rett: "You can fool some of the people all of the time, all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time" Abraham Lincoln..Now, if our government would really learn that.