Dick Tippers

I feel your pain, brother, I feel your pain. Alobar (Just my two cents, spend them on gum if you wish.)

Wow, a male feminist! You?!? I'm so sorry about the pain & the humiliation, but don't take it too personal. Jeff, You really made me laugh & also to do my home work. Thanks to you, I did some reading & now I know a whole lot about Shere Hite. Guess we all should read about her. However, don't suspect her about the toilet seat, it can't be her. :-> Cheers & thanks a lot for the given fun. Nilmini

my fucking ass off and appreciate it. thanks for the on point chuckle Niki

at community collage I was first introduced to feminism, The instructor was a feminist and the debate was leaned toward those issues, I had to drop the class, eight others in the class were in line with me. This is relative, very relative and clever. In ink, dabbler

I just about fell off my chair when I read this! Good on ya mate! Oh damn my wife was sitting next to me having a chat when I read this to her. She had a good laugh as well. Just want you to know I think you are one of the wittiest Aussie Bastards I have met in a dog's age! All my best! DS Baker

yah what is it with that design anyway not to mention ineffecient hinges that are impossible to clean and why do us men forget to lower the drawbridge for our ladies Or worse just shoot from the hip and hope to make the basket and try that after just waking up from six hours of sleep in the blaring light of the bathroom and the noise it makes?? Ha ha ha ha ha ha Weirdelf you have got the damndest sense of humour I've ever met yes I laughed too long and hard great poem my brother great poem! O

Please do go ahead and use the title "Willie Wacker!" Yours truly O (steven April 27 2008)

But lmao, sorry about your pain. Always, Cat

those with the shortest appendages run, I suppose, the least risk of getting chopped---er, sharply guillotined---by a toilet trap-in-waiting. Those with the longest ones should carry a prop to put in proper place under open toilet seat before exposing themselves above the bowl. Sorry. There's that word should again. A four-letter word if ever I saw one. Thanx, Chuck

gives fresh meaning to the word Bangkok. Yours again, Chuck

who can write a poem with a damned toilet seat in it and still be taken seriously....well, semi-seriously This made me laugh in its wake, friend. Best, Ronda

Lmao! I don't know if this was meant to be as humorous as it was - but I found it wonderfully entertaining!!!