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LAND OF PRETENTIOUS FOOLS

There they sit with our umbrella
as they have since the last war
with short stature and their teeth yellow.
Hypocrites down to their core.

Looking down their potato noses
at all the countries they lost to
trying to strike pompous poses
while waiting for their tea to brew.

but they have such great recent "leaders"
Like...er....um..........well who's there now?
A bunch of sheep and drey ox breeders
if their in bred "men" remember how.

Their people apparently even think poetry
is still alive in their tiny land
as they look toward us when they want to see
any verse that's really grand.

Their latest excuse for a poet?
A turd whose real name rhymes with fairy
who never fails to really blow it
any time he sees any cock that tarries.

Style / type: 
Free verse
Review Request (Intensity): 
I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back
Last few words: 
Response to fairy's so called poem about My country. The POS is a poor excuse for a poet and a person in general.
Editing stage: 
Content level: 
Not Explicit Content

Comments

a great poem I must say. So true! Nice work, says
Jerry (whose first name rhymes with "fairy" but is not, lol.

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I am pleased you think well of this since it is way outside my usual subject

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I'm British too! LoL I have to say I love this, although I take much offence at potato nose! LMAO
Entertaining indeed...

Thank you...Teddy

LMAO? You might have said, LMButtOff, shame, shame, lol. Jerry

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This is a targeted poem and don't worry you are not the quarry I aimed it at lol.

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Tell me something I don't already know. But since I didn't name anybody I don't think this applies to this missile. Names that could rhyme with fairy : Larry, Gary, Terry, Jerry, Harry, ....need I go on?

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I don't see this as targeted at anyone but just really funny and poking fun at the British in general, I'm British and we as a nation always make fun of the British upper lip I've never heard potato nose before so it's really funny and so true. I like when you show another muse it's amusing. Of course I don't think anyone would take offence at this it's just fun, in my nose anyway, I mean eyes!

Thank you...Teddy

Sorry double post

I shall be sending it round the UK so I'll let you know what my friends say

Thank you...Teddy

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