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A Day In The Life

I wake up
just like everyone else
i get up
just like everyone else

i put my pants on, three legs at a time
just like everyone else
i eat milk and nails for breakfast
just like everyone else

i get into my flying car
just like everyone else
i fly to Jupiter for my day job
just like everyone else

Honestly im not
that massively, different
from you
im just
like the
rest of you
its ok
if this flow is too
weird for
you

i eat babies for lunch
just like the rest of you
i tell hitler jokes
just like the rest of you

i jerk off with tentacle hands lubed in blood
just like the rest of you
i make funny poems
just like the rest of you

i have a problem with wind
just like the rest of you
i like world domination
just like the rest of you

honestly im not
that massively, different
from you
im just
like the
rest of you
its ok but
im going to change the tempo in your head
so

i like subliminal messages
like everyone else (hail satan)
i wear human flesh like a jacket
like everyone else (hail satan)
sometimes i watch the big bang theory and enjoy it
like everyone else (hail satan)

heres an early chorus ****es
get used to it

honestly im not
that massively, different
from you
im just
like the
rest of you
its ok but
heres a rant on bed sheets

why are bed sheets way too small
why can i never fit my bed sheet on the bed is way too tall
like
im pretty sure that
putting a queen size sheet on a queen size bed should work
but like
without help its like
way too hard

ok now back to the poem

i wanna have a son
like the rest of you
so that i can use him, for child support
like the rest of you
i wanna have a daughter
yeah i wanna have a daughter
so i can get child support

yes im still on that, this poem is way out of wack
so get used to that
art is dead so lets revive that
im gonna make a new style right here called tap

i
want
to
kill
myself
all the time

but hey this is off track lets get back to the jokes

Penis(hail satan)

ok but for real lest get back to the poem

honestly im not
that massively, different
from you
im just
like the
rest of you
its ok but
i writing this while sitting on the toilet

(hail satan)

Style / type: 
Free verse
Review Request (Intensity): 
I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back
Review Request (Direction): 
What did you think of my title?
How was my language use?
What did you think of the rhythm or pattern or pacing?
How does this theme appeal to you?
How was the beginning/ending of the poem?
Is the internal logic consistent?
Last few words: 
this is a comedy poem do not take anything seriously you fucking gremlins
Editing stage: 
Content level: 
Explicit Content

Comments

Hi Lee, I haven't read your poems before. Are you new to Neopoet? If so, welcome!
To be honest, as you want, I find your poem way too long, not that that is a fault in itself, but your short lines could easily be connected into a poem with the right flow.
I'll return, there's too much to take in. Are you satirizing some wicked person or is something you imagine?
All the best, Gracy

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"My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly, my friends.” – Freddie Mercury

this particular poem was just something fun to do i figured i'd make fun of how serious poems are, and how people try too heavily to relate to others :) thank you for reading tho i really appreciate it so much :)

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