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forty fucking five degrees!

That's one hundred and thirteen degrees Fahrenheit!
My exclamation mark rule goes out the window.
So hot so fucking hot.
Luckily the night before last I had the presence of mind to make an ice mold of my body. Then I positioned it at the foot of my bed which I raised at the head. So as my body melted it flowed into the ice mold and was preserved.

I'm so fucking clever, I deserve a medal. I got a cool day instead.
That's cool.

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G'day Ole bystander,
Good to see intelligence will overcome 99% of life's problems, it is the opposite here we are having one of the coldest Winters again, outside is two inches of snow and as you know two inches is not enough to do anything with except make some people smile.or just annoy others.
Can you imagine if it snows here and it will each winter now the climate is changing, that the airports can't cope and the roads are useless, yet when we use to go to Canada for Winter trials they had no problem at all.
They drive on the stuff and their railways are clear, and we never had any problems with airfields out there.
Better stop as reading will only make your eyes overheat lol, Great to hear from you, and to know all is well, Yours Ian.T

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There are a million reasons to believe in yourself,
So find more reasons to believe in others..

oui

cheers,
Jess
Neopoet Managing Directors, with Richard (themoonman)

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Tip of nose cold
Icy fingers stiff
Sheets of ice in bed
Boots and overcoat,
Ten layers
Warm food, no salads,
Scarves, hats gloves
Ten layers
Man needs to invent a way
Of evenly heating the world
So you and I can both
Be 28 degrees

Now stop messing about and get out of my fridge, you have put the temp up 2 degrees, yours Ian.T

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There are a million reasons to believe in yourself,
So find more reasons to believe in others..

has anyone ever told you you talk like a fucking Commie?
I love it.

cheers,
Jess
Neopoet Managing Directors, with Richard (themoonman)

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Commie? Composite? Compact? Comrade? Compere? Connive? Je ne said pas du tout!

I was referring to "evenly heating the world"

cheers,
Jess
Neopoet Managing Directors, with Richard (themoonman)

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Time for your poem "forty f.cking five degrees"

Yes, I'm thinking about it.

cheers,
Jess
Neopoet Managing Directors, with Richard (themoonman)

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In honor of how hot it is down yonder I'm gonna repost "WEATHER ADVISORY" lol.................stan

ta, Stan

cheers,
Jess
Neopoet Managing Directors, with Richard (themoonman)

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That's real COOL babe, We have the same are some countries so disadvantaged lol.
My thoughts go out to them anyway, they are all our children, Yours Ian..

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There are a million reasons to believe in yourself,
So find more reasons to believe in others..

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