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raj

Blame it on Nostradamus!!

Spoof or be duped, may glory be yours
let go of inhibitions, toss them aside
live your dreams, shed nightmares
lick lollipops, roll candies 'n gums,
blow your trumpets, beat the drums
dance to the calypsos, drench in the rain,
sneeze aloud, bug the crowd,
go late to the office, be early at the bar.
send dress codes to the cleaners, etiquettes to the trash
live life king-size...


Spend the last penny on the ride of your life
be first in the queue for the ultimate space ride
say goodbye to the world, as the countdown begins
ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, zero
is it the beginning of the end or end of the beginning?
the bloody mosquito cuts short the journey
a loud-mouthed wife, shrieks "breakfast is ready"
boss calls up "you are late for the meeting"
the book on your chest crashes to the ground
its title mocks at your fool's paradise
you chuck the book afar out of sight
cursing Nostradamus for his foolish postuwrites
the world was to be doomed last night he'd said
how sad he wasn't right...


Don't feel so doomed, if you've run out of toothpaste
the laundry be undone, why be in haste
don't scurry to the office. why break your sweat?
it's ok, if you are a bit late
crash into his cabin, say hello to your Boss
don't swallow his bullshit, shake hands
if he dares to ask, "why are you late?"
blame it on Nostradamus,
my dear mate!!

raj (sublime_ocean)
— raj, May 17, 2010

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Region, Country: Somewhere in the world, IND

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shirley harrison

16 years ago

wonderful as ever!

Beautiful poem Raj,as ever in my local town we never rush we are all laid back and every one just lives the old fashioned Tuscan way! ah i love it! Much love Raj. shirley harrison
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raj

16 years ago

Shirley

I am so happy you liked it...and to know that in your town folks try to make the most of every day by not rushing and stressing themselves but trying to LIVE it...thank you for your comment Shirley... much love n hugz...raj (sublime_ocean)
xena465

xena465

16 years ago

Great write Raj

I thourghly enjoyed this Raj...amusing and very well written. Just a couple of typos... be first in the {que} for the ultimate space ride ...[queue] {dont} swallow his bullshit, shake hands ...[don't] I'm not sure if these two words are the proper spelling, not being great at spelling, but they just look like they may be wrong ... {postuwrites} {Nostradamus} ...just ignore me if I'm out of line, but I like people to point things out to me if they think it's a mistake. Rosina xena465
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raj

16 years ago

Rosina

thank you for sparing the time to read...comment and also point out the spellos...you are right about "queue"..and "don't"...surely they were due to my haste..lol... as for postuwrites...i manufactured the word ...instead of postulates... good to know you found it amusing.. warmly...raj (sublime_ocean)
Hooded Stranger

Hooded Stranger

16 years ago

If only...

...life was as easy as the one you write of. I have been a little stressed of late here at Neo and it was good to read a piece that attacked nobody, received pleasant comments and left me with a smile. I thank you for the smile, HS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "With all that I am and all that I could be, I walk this earth and yet nobody sees me".
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raj

16 years ago

HS

so nice to know you found the read relaxing and bring back the smile...wishing you plenty of them HS... warmly...raj (sublime_ocean)..
judyanne

judyanne

16 years ago

smiling

i'm a big fan of nostradamas - i blame everything on him and i take my time to enjoy everything i do before it's too late great write raj love judy xxx http://www.strategicpublishinggroup.com/title/TwentyMyPrettyPonies.html
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raj

16 years ago

Judy

thank you for taking time to read this one...if it brought on a smile for you..it makes me smile too.. love...raj (sublime_ocean)