Big Bertha II.........dedicated to Indi and Licia...ya'll asked for this!!!

              Big Bertha II

Was the wee wee hours of the morning
For Paulie, it was the night before
After drinking all night with his buddies
He was happy as he walked through the door

He quietly closed it behind him
Locked it, and turned off the light
He hung up his hat and his coat
Feeling safe..no Bertha in sight

He staggered his way to the bathroom
He righted himself on the wall
He giggled, although quite quietly
He willed himself, "do not fall !"

As he stood there, endlessly peeing
Something odd, something amiss
In the bowl, there was his toothbrush
Oh hell... Bertha is pissed !!

Last time she made him pay dearly
She cut up his shoes and his socks
She super glued all of his zippers
She cautioned next time was his cock

Where to run, where to hide, a dilemma
Buzz gone, he's sober as a mouse
Only place he could turn, was his best friend
That night he slept in the dog house.