infinite_dwarf

Feb 16, 2009 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

Random Thoughts Of A Lazy Dwarf

Once again, the stimulus package train rolls through.
And, just like last time, I don't qualify.
That's ok, though
it would have messed up my taxes anyway

My husband used fighting words the other day:
He said, of course that plane crashed
it had a woman driver
He currently has a fat lip (kidding)

If the cat were shorn
would there be a market for her furr?
She sure is soft and fuzzy enough!
And she's an indoor cat - she won't be too cold.

I'm thoroughly addicted to
the vanilla chai latte from Starbucks
Such spicy sweetness is truly
the perfect way to start a day.

And last, but not least:
I'd rather balance my checkbook
than balance a chemical formula
it's just too damn involved!

— infinite_dwarf, Feb 16, 2009

About This Poem

About the Author

Region, Country: North Carolina, USA, USA

Favorite Poets: E.A. Poe, Lewis Carroll, Charles Bukowski, Michael McClure, Lawrence Ferlenghetti.

Critiques

Rett

17 years 3 months ago

LOL

I agree, you ain't in your right head to mention a stimulous package from....Well, I enjoyed the rest of your thoughts my friend, other than that one, errr, slip of the cog it was great. Respectfully, Rett: "Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water." If government is the answer, it's a stupid question!

Eduardo Cruz

17 years 3 months ago

Listen you!!

this is not random, it's lunatic! Stop playing around and write some poetry! I know you have it in you, so put it down on paper. Enough with the random. Let Veggie out of the box, and write!! thanks, Love Eddie Life is like a railroad track that leads to many junctures, if you stand on the track Love comes speeding along and runs you over!! Splat!!!!

infinite_dwarf

17 years 3 months ago

Grrr!!!!

LOL, thanks Eddie. Veggie has hit a block - maybe she'll get unstuck soon. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!" -"God is good, but never dance in a small boat."

infinite_dwarf

17 years 3 months ago

Rett

Yeah, I'm having second thoughts about whether that was a good idea or not. I'm thinking it needs to be removed. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!" -"God is good, but never dance in a small boat."

infinite_dwarf

17 years 3 months ago

Thanks, Janice

And to add insult to injury, I owe New York $6. LOL! ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!" -"God is good, but never dance in a small boat."

callum

17 years 3 months ago

Made me giggle made me smile

Made me giggle made me smile and it is never a bad thing ti achieve that

infinite_dwarf

17 years 3 months ago

Callum!!!

Quite nice to see you dropping comments - I'm honored! Glad to get a smile out of you. Love ya, buddy. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!" -"God is good, but never dance in a small boat."

sakkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

17 years 3 months ago

Life nothing more nothing less

Good morning. I read your work and say to myself this is well to any reader of a paper. As to say not a poem just a well placed grip to the start of a day. I find few that are as well to just say what is on the mind. So thanks I say to a good smile of a day just to start. Steven A. Kacer

infinite_dwarf

17 years 3 months ago

Steven

The day to you, my cryptic friend. I oftentimes do speak about whatever is on my mind - though that's gotten me into trouble on more than one occasion. If I brightened someone's day even a little bit, then I did my job. Thank you. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!" -"God is good, but never dance in a small boat."

JWwildcat2012

17 years 3 months ago

I have found a hilarious poet........

After reading this one,I regret the time i have missed not logging on to this site!This one was humorous,and I love people with a great sense of humor.I am very happy to have added you to my friends list.I am definitely going to read more from you,and Dang it,you better read more of my work!!!!(lol)Thanks for reminding me that humor can be a wonderful writing skill. Your friend in peace, Scott.

infinite_dwarf

17 years 3 months ago

Thanks, James

I do remember reading and commenting on one of your poems. I know it sounds like a lame excuse, but I actually am having a lot of trouble staying up on people's work. Between school and everything else, I don't get as much free time as I'd like to. I promise that I slowly, but surely will get to more of your work. I'm glad to get some smiles out of you, and thanks for the buddy add. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!" -"God is good, but never dance in a small boat."

Conect11

17 years 3 months ago

you better not be right in the head!

but as Yenti (Ian) might say, "you better be write in the head!" You know what I've actually wondered? If I shaved my cat, would his fleas stay on his skin, or would they tumble off into the fur, or carpet? I would love to be able to pick those little bastards off one by one and squeeze and grind their evil little bodies until they died. Ok, that was disturbing... let me find my clippers... Mark W. "our hope is in the living God, who is the Savior of all people and particularly of all believers." 1 Timothy 4:10

infinite_dwarf

17 years 3 months ago

dies laughing

It has actually taken a couple minutes now to dry my eyes from laughing so hard! I'm glad to see that I'm not the only loony one on this site. Thanks so much for dropping by! ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!" -"God is good, but never dance in a small boat."

infinite_dwarf

17 years 3 months ago

Thanks, DD

I read your piece, and left comments there. :~) thanks for stopping by. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"All day and night music, a quiet, bright reedsong. If it fades, we fade." - Rumi

Tonya

17 years 3 months ago

Randomness is an ART! and

Randomness is an ART! and shows a quick mind.. this piece also made me smile, and your last poem post brought me to browse your other work. So....see, was a good one too. We all want to hear what others think, good or bad. Is how we learn to better our craft and sharpen our pencils. lol. I must say, your writing shows the very humanness? (is that a word? lol) of us all and i am totally enjoying it. and hmmmmmm...about shaving the cat... now theres an idea... lol Always Sincere, Tonya

infinite_dwarf

17 years 3 months ago

Thanks, Tonya

It's not a bad idea, either. I had on a brand new pair of jeans for less than half an hour, and had to sticky roll them before going to class... I think she's shedding, don't you. *laughs* ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"All day and night music, a quiet, bright reedsong. If it fades, we fade." - Rumi

Tonya

17 years 3 months ago

lol. sorry. Well… when i

lol. sorry. Well... when i worked in a hospital, occasionally i'd stapled my hem. They were constantly getting caught on the beds. (are you saving that fur?) i think i like you loads. you have a great sense of humor! :) Always Sincere, Tonya

Tonya

17 years 3 months ago