infinite_dwarf

Feb 03, 2009 ⭐ View statistics (Premium feature)

The Truth Of Absolut (from chat)

Will make you pass out - if you're lucky.
If not, squirrelly things you will see.
Will make you say things you may not retract.
Therefore, your friends may no longer be.
So should you partake, be true
for I say unto you
that this is the truth of Absolut.

— infinite_dwarf, Feb 03, 2009

About This Poem

About the Author

Region, Country: North Carolina, USA, USA

Favorite Poets: E.A. Poe, Lewis Carroll, Charles Bukowski, Michael McClure, Lawrence Ferlenghetti.

Critiques

Lonnie

17 years 4 months ago

Truly inspired, Jess!

Seems as though a lot of poems are being engendered from Chat lately! This one is a great example! Congrats on the poem and the new Hubby!

infinite_dwarf

17 years 4 months ago

thanks, Lonnie!!

Chat is becoming quite an inspiration sometimes! Thanks for reading and commenting. ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!" -"God is good, but never dance in a small boat."

themoonman

17 years 4 months ago

Absolut...

enjoyed your poem Jess... and it is true... that little bottle will change your whole life... when I used to drink, vodka was my choice... so your words hit home... Richard

infinite_dwarf

17 years 4 months ago

Richard

I like it because you can pretty much mix it with anything and it tastes ok. Really like it with either Mt. Dew, Pepsi, or orange juice! Thanks, bro! ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!" -"God is good, but never dance in a small boat."

IKnowNoBox

17 years 4 months ago

Salud

To you and Your Hubby.. ! In ink, Dabbler

infinite_dwarf

17 years 4 months ago

David

Cheers!! I appreciate it! ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!" -"God is good, but never dance in a small boat."

Rett

17 years 4 months ago

Yep, sure will

When I drink, rarely these days, vodka is my choice like Richard. My downfall is a Vodka Collins. On the very rare occasions I have one, once a year, maybe, I limit myself to 2 maximum. If I drink that third one I am going to keep at it till I either pass out or run out of money. Yep, one reason I rarely drink anymore. Good write Jess! Respectfully, Rett: "Next time you think you're perfect, walk on water." If government is the answer, it's a stupid question!

infinite_dwarf

17 years 4 months ago

what's the saying??

1 beer, 2 beer, 3 beer..... floor?? Is that it? :~) ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!" -"God is good, but never dance in a small boat."

infinite_dwarf

17 years 4 months ago

LOL

I didn't know that! Gee I love Discovery! Sure, the Russians made 'em, and named the goggles Sputnik... LMAO! ~Jess K. ---------------------------------------------------- -"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!" -"God is good, but never dance in a small boat."

sakkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

17 years 3 months ago

Absolut

Infinite Dwarf. Just to offer a clue to the word absolut. The first two letters are to be a blood groop. The next to understand is solut yet missing the e at it's end. I my friend don't drink hard booze as I find myself to be not who I'am. So as the sun is to come I look to each day full of a hand with a hammer a wrench or a gun. No matter as the day is to choose the direction of the use. A laugh I offer you as to say my somatosensory will not let me see nore hear taste or smell. Yet when the hair on the back of my neck is to crawl. I ask why was I to be just myself. A thought To find parallelism is to find your truth in the time spent. Steven A. Kacer

JWwildcat2012

17 years 3 months ago

Aha!!!!!!!

I have been given an idea,and by you,no less..........Im gonna try Absolut,and see what happens when I write with some of it in my system.I like challenges,but it would be my luck that I would slur my typing if i do........ Your humorous take with Absolut is wonderful to read.I look forward to reading more. Your friend,in peace, Scott.