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Ode To My Spell Checker

 

Ode To My Spell Checker

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

 Jim Nasium
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— JimNasium, Aug 10, 2007

Critiques

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purplemoondoll

18 years 11 months ago

Hilarious

This had me rolling off my chair in tears of laughter- brilliantly written! Kaz x
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JimNasium

18 years 11 months ago

Ode To My Spell Checker / Kaz x

re: This had me rolling off my chair in tears of laughter- brilliantly written! Kaz x Thank you so very much for you kind words about my work. If you'd liek to read more, or if you are interested in joining my Poetry List, just write to me privately and I will give ya the info thanks again jn

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