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The Whole Damn A-Z

Asshole Bitch.
Cunt Douche.
Erroneous Fucker.
Grossly Helpless Imbecile !
Jive Klutz Loser.
Moronic Nuisance.
Oily Prick!
Queef Reject.
Sicko, Tosser.
Unwashed Vial Waster .
Xanthodont, Yellow. Zoaf !

Style / type: 
Structured: Western
Last few words: 
An Alphabetic Write aimed at the characters in life that need a special kind of reminder of how outstanding they are in their worthlessness. All suggestions to aid flow would be welcomed this is just a rough draft.
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Not my sort of talk, but Zealot may be better than Zero, so many give up on the "Z" letter but there is a special place for them at the end of each dictionary lol.
What else can I say bar there must be some good in this world some place ????
Yours Ian.T

There are a million reasons to believe in yourself,
So find more reasons to believe in others..

must have been a particularly "surrounded" day.

I feel that way a lot of the time.

Since you don't watch TV I need to explain, House is a genius diagnostic doctor, in constant pain, with utterly no patience for fools. I relate to him and like this a lot.

Maybe hapless for hopeless.
Yellow becomes a bit redundant after Xanthodont, perhaps Yobbo?
Zoaf? Ian's suggestion Zealot is a nice insult.

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