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when I get old and senile

I've reached the conclusion that hairs have a seed
if not tackled early, then that's how they breed
like weeds, you can pull one right out by the root
but always it grows back, my chin is the proof

and I worry so much about it
it's probably why I'm thin
when I get old and senile
who's gonna pluck my chin?

I asked my son, John, to be sure that he did
if ever I went to a nursing home bed
he said that he would, 'though I do have a fancy
he only agreed to, to pacify me

I know I will end up appearing to be
the star of the circus, the bearded old lady
with funny, cruel limericks composed about
the growth on my jawbone and under my snout

I think of the joke, where do flies go to die?
up old people's nostrils, I can't help but sigh
and ask who will cut, trim or pluck my black hairs
that'll hang long, like flies legs, from out of my nares

forgetting my pate, dear old nature's endowed
my wrinkled old forehead with thicker eyebrows
if left to their own growth devises they'd be
so long, lank and shaggy, 'twould be hard to see

and I worry so much about it
it's probably why I'm thin
when I get old and senile
who's gonna pluck my chin?

I think that I will, before it's too late
go visit the dentist and have made a plate
with one of its teeth hollowed out by his drill
and place, there inside it, a strong strychnine pill

then when in a sane, lucid moment I see
a likeness of wolf from the mirror view me
I'll bite really hard on my specially made denture
and send myself off on my next life's adventure

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Rather dark at the end there when I was expecting a slice of comic verse. When I'm old I'll wear puple. Boy was I wrong. Some interesting imagery here. I always wonder if old people are more comfortable with death than the young. As a poem you dealt with your subject well hope this was just a bit of fun for you really and not a sign of inner turmoil.

ThanX for this poem and also the introduction of the word "nares" I'd not heard this before.

John

yes - just having a bit of fun while playing with anapaest...
didn't mean the end to be dark lol
there is definitely no inner tormoil happening :)
love judy
xxx

'Each for the joy of the working, and each, in his separate star,
shall draw the Thing as he sees It, for the God of Things as They are.'
(Rudyard Kipling)

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The poem is proof that the sane lucid moments have passed lol. (just kidding).
age gets us all
of that there's no doubt
so let's have a ball
before all hairs fall out...............................stan

thanks stan
love judy
xxx

'Each for the joy of the working, and each, in his separate star,
shall draw the Thing as he sees It, for the God of Things as They are.'
(Rudyard Kipling)

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i'm glad you found it witty
lol - years are like grease - we just slip through them
before you know it, they're gone

love judy
xx

'Each for the joy of the working, and each, in his separate star,
shall draw the Thing as he sees It, for the God of Things as They are.'
(Rudyard Kipling)

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I think this is a great read dear Juddy. It touched me as I always have my fears concering senelity. I felt am a little out of rhyme scheme at the end of stanza 1(root, proof) and in stanza 2 (it , senile ) may be for a particular reason? -while it rhymed very well all through.
I sure did enjoy this piece and especially the ending lines

then when in a sane, lucid moment I see
a likeness of wolf from the mirror view me..( I love the sense of fun )
I'll bite really hard on my specially made denture
and send myself off on my next life's adventure

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Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words
........Robert Frost☺

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thanks so much for the read and review

root/ proof .. I claim as imperfect, approximate rhyme
I think, after the workshop we are going to be doing is over – so glad to see you will be playing too - we may recognise this as assonant rhyme
I’ll let Wesley tell me if I am correct or not

as for the second stanza – it amounts to an equivalent to a chorus – the meter and rhyme pattern are different – it/ senile are not supposed to rhyme :)

glad you found humour
love judy
xxxx

'Each for the joy of the working, and each, in his separate star,
shall draw the Thing as he sees It, for the God of Things as They are.'
(Rudyard Kipling)

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all came in duplicates
so did
youth and age
the youth cums
but age comes

know the difference at once
then like me
though well ...
old and decrepit
my brain is still 17

still a
BARD
some still call me

loved

old yet ever young loved xxx
thank you for reading and commenting
love judy
xxx

'Each for the joy of the working, and each, in his separate star,
shall draw the Thing as he sees It, for the God of Things as They are.'
(Rudyard Kipling)

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just 17 of mind....
how do you say still
I am old.... perhaps
gold

age is just a number ,behold
the old bard will have to return to face the young one
as Ian says a small bard
I am one

thanks still
but my time has not yet come...

loved

Experts know better..I am still a junior :)

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Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words
........Robert Frost☺

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oh no – I am no expert - self-taught, but have always heard rhythm and rhyme in my head
still learning the names, yet to learn the tricks…
I fully expect to be told I am wrong
love judy
xxx

'Each for the joy of the working, and each, in his separate star,
shall draw the Thing as he sees It, for the God of Things as They are.'
(Rudyard Kipling)

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An excellent write poking fun at ageing. I wish I could transplant all the unwanted hair I have to the back of poor Steve's (hubby) head! Good title, covering the subject! I hope I have 20 years before the nursing home. I like the idea of the cyanide filled tooth. Good write, And I learned a new word: nares.

always, Cat

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i've often threatened to have a pill put in a tooth, lol it's always been a sort of joke for me, especially when i've seen such existence with poor quality of life.so frequently - i really don't want to lose my independence

lol so glad i educated you with a word :)
thanks for the very kind comments
love judy
xxx

'Each for the joy of the working, and each, in his separate star,
shall draw the Thing as he sees It, for the God of Things as They are.'
(Rudyard Kipling)

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Oh hilarious, and serious!!!

Did you ever see the Japanese potter who had become
"A National Treasure," ? He had eyebrows that fell from
his forehead like little waterfalls, they wafted about in the
breeze, I wonder how he managed to keep them from
getting mixed up in the clay when throwing a pot.
He was, of course not a treasure because of his eyebrows.

I have plaits, sort of, perhaps I could have chin plaits too!

This is a kind of refrain and 'could' be written out long:-

"and I worry so much about it, it's probably why I'm thin
when I get old and senile, who's gonna pluck my chin?

LIke the change in rhythm of music, can we do that in poetry
surely yes? Dave Brubeck's Take Five, I once looked at the
music for that and was horrified to see three different times
in the first phrasing, like the Indian Classical music, which
has totally different timing from the Western type, very
complicated but so effective and varied within the general
pattern, that mesmerises.

I think it would add to the enjoyment f this poem.
Did you know we can have LONG hairs on our tongues!
My eyebrows joined in the middle, all others said pluck them
but that idea didn't appeal to me at all; so I don't pluck.

Enjoyed this judyanne, Annanya.x

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"The image of yourself which you see in a mirror Is dead,
but the reflection of the moon on water, lives." Kenzan.

you made me laugh with your story of the japanese potter's eyebrows lol

thank you so very much for the lovely comments and interesting tidbits...

and i see no reason why we can't alter the rhythm of a verse and call it a chorus...
poetic freedom i say...

love and biggest hugs
and i will get to some of your writes very soon i hope ... time's short for me at the moment - a lot of work (in the real world) happening - lol which is good really i suppose - it means i get to eat.. downside - i have less time to spend here xx

your judyanne
xxxx

'Each for the joy of the working, and each, in his separate star,
shall draw the Thing as he sees It, for the God of Things as They are.'
(Rudyard Kipling)

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Dear judyanne,
You have no need to comment when you are busy,
as far as I am concerned, take your time,
I wouldn't want to be the cause of you being overworked,
or whatever its called.

Glad you had fun with my comment, so did I!! :)
Its nice to be reminded of things that are interesting
and this did that for me.

Love annanya

"The image of yourself which you see in a mirror Is dead,
but the reflection of the moon on water, lives." Kenzan.

tell you what? after reading this it gave me nightmares...making me wonder what i would look like ..lol...fun apart..this is different than your normal style...

raj (sublime_ocean)

thank you so very much for the read and comment

lol and nightmares we should be having too. diamonds may be a young girl’s best friend, but i tell you truly, tweezers are an old girl’s necessary friend

different from my normal style? i don’t think so… to you maybe, you may have not read many of these types of my writes

lol – my style varies a lot – i have FIVE muses did you know? – all very annoying ones however, but i won’t go into that…

again thanks raj
love judy
xxx

'Each for the joy of the working, and each, in his separate star,
shall draw the Thing as he sees It, for the God of Things as They are.'
(Rudyard Kipling)

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loved women's secret you told about tweezers....i stand corrected about saying that i found this write to be a different style than your normal...you are right it could be because i haven't read all your writes...

much love n hugs,

raj (sublime_ocean)

If I can see through my eye brows this day.
I will answer your poem in a good way.
But the hairs on the backs of my hands,
The arthritis and many things wrong with my glands.
Only permit me a moment or two to say, " well written"
Never shoot through with that strychnine stuff
it leaves you grinning the sardonic bluff.
As if you enjoyed the excruciating pain this death gives.
Just wait a little longer
They may find
Something stronger
To see you on your way
Maybe insulin and a comma,
Will make your day.

Just behave and live this lovely life we have, Yours Ian.T

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There are a million reasons to believe in yourself,
So find more reasons to believe in others..

yes - strychnine is painful apparently
perhaps i'll use arsenic :)
at least that way my body still be preserved lol

but lol 'insulin and a comma' - i'm sure you meant 'coma'

love judy
xxxx

'Each for the joy of the working, and each, in his separate star,
shall draw the Thing as he sees It, for the God of Things as They are.'
(Rudyard Kipling)

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No I meant Comma I was pawsing for thought lol xx Meow, yours Sparrow
la (laughing again)

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There are a million reasons to believe in yourself,
So find more reasons to believe in others..

That made me smile again judyanne and ian.
Wow this is getting quite a creative picture,
definitely crime in the air. I am sure there is something interesting
that the Native Australians do that would fit here,
like putting you up a (gum) tree!
They buried their dead there didn't they :)
Or is it my sister's visit, with all her tails tying you up?

annanya.

"The image of yourself which you see in a mirror Is dead,
but the reflection of the moon on water, lives." Kenzan.

i'm sure the aborigine never buried their dead up a tree
rotflmao

oh dear - where did you get that?
i hope you don't think kangaroos hop down the middle of the city streets :)

your sister's tails or tales?
lol - maybe both tied me up... in an interesting way though
- learned a lot about you annanya :)
- now that'll have you thinking
- we'll skype when she visits you...
xxxx
love judyanne

'Each for the joy of the working, and each, in his separate star,
shall draw the Thing as he sees It, for the God of Things as They are.'
(Rudyard Kipling)

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Picture this if you can
An aboriginal man
Digging a hole to bury a tree
That holds a dead member of his family

With long Tails flying in the breeze
Tickling noses and making me sneeze (one For the Kids)
Get control of your rear end
And silly things please don't send

Oh I sat on a pair of tweezers the other day, is that the poison you were talking about "Arse nicked", the Egyptian used it as a cosmetic it would make their skin beautifully pale and smooth, that's probably why they didn't live that long, La La
Love Sparrow

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There are a million reasons to believe in yourself,
So find more reasons to believe in others..

arse nicked - very funny ian

i didn't know that about the cosmetic thing... lol at least their faces would stay preserved for longer when they were dead from the poisoning ... interesting
xxx

'Each for the joy of the working, and each, in his separate star,
shall draw the Thing as he sees It, for the God of Things as They are.'
(Rudyard Kipling)

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lol -
you say that you'd do anything for me?
do me a favour then, sir, if you please
satify an old lady's sensitivities
and change your fuckin' signature..... :)

love and big hugs
duchess
xxx

'Each for the joy of the working, and each, in his separate star,
shall draw the Thing as he sees It, for the God of Things as They are.'
(Rudyard Kipling)

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