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Under the advice of Legal Council

Under the advice of legal counsel I declare that the entire content of my filthy disgusting poems about assholes, pussies, smelly feet, tremulous flesh perspiration, bleeding, crying, screaming fuck me to shreds; are for the purposes of bending minds and hearts towards becoming a sex addict, porn fiend, pervert or masturbatory worm gob entertainment slut and that I do not vouch for the veracity of the content; since I'm not my right mind due to large amounts of amyloid plaque build up in my gerontological decrepitudinous brain that strangely pulsates the mind box sexuality of a disturbed twelve year old boy who likes to watch his teenage sister and her cheer leader pom pom pony tail crew in the shower while playing with himself. I in no way waive any and all of my rights as a free citizen of the world to any individual, group, agency, government or any other entity, and that the use of any content posted by me for any purpose other than personal entertainment, population paste, or creepy oyster droppings, is NOT granted, and furthermore that I reserve the right to hit on all your friends, write poems like scuzzy snake spray, and tell your mother if your caught reading it or sitting at the computer for hours with a jumbo tube of KY spaffing throat yogurt, protein shakes, bath tub bubbles with bloodshot bulging eyes and saliva drool squiggles down Sally sloppy slit lips

Signed
Shove it where you love it

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sex porn poetry as a high art form
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Comments

shit that you've ever written! I don't know if it counts as poetry, [I'm sure someone will say that it is] but it tickled my funnybone at a time when I needed a lift from a chuckle. ~ Geezer.
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Its prose poetry ;) Thanks Geezer

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haha
you and only you can pull the trick

IRiz

haahaahaa ... unethical, sadistic, unambitious and yet pretentious ..its not easy ;)

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you and charles bukowski. what can i say?

This might be the authors prologue for your next book. Can't wait to see the illustrations.

Eumolpus
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing
than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance
ee cummings

One of the finest, sensitive, intelligent providers of critique here.
Recently received the Advocates badge, not given lightly.

Anyone see a discrepancy here?
I don't.

cheers,
Jess
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Many thanks for your belief in me Jess, and thats not taken lightly either ;)

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need to learn to say what you really think and stop holding back...........lmao

In real life I'm just a kitty ;)

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my cup of tea but that doesn't mean I don't read them. They just leave me at a loss of words (See it DOES happen lol) on how to respond them

a pussy......................cat :)

~ Marthalyn

You forgot to sign this, run out of juice. I doubt it. Regards Roscoe...

Roscoe Llane,

Religion will rip your faith off, and return
for the mask of disbelief that's left.

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