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Two Polish Limericks (a little vulgar, but that's limericks for you)

Submitted by Edna Sweetlove on Sun, 2020-01-19 12:37

(1)
A Polack whose arse was quite spotty
Found a boil had formed up his botty;
So he took his sore crack
To a fat Warsaw quack
Who lanced it for two thousand zloty.

(2)
In a dirty old hut by the Vistula
Lived an old maid, whose name was Miss Tyula
Whilst out for a ramble
She sat on a bramble
Which punctured her ripe anal fistula.

Style / type: 
Structured: Western
Review Request (Intensity): 
I appreciate moderate constructive criticism
Review Request (Direction): 
How was my language use?
What did you think of the rhythm or pattern or pacing?
How does this theme appeal to you?
Last few words: 
I love limericks!
Editing stage: 
Editing - polished draft

Comments

Sparrow 42

Mon, 2020-01-20 18:33

The language was terrible, and not in my sphere of talking, but I is here to say try another type along the way, and use some talk I haven't forgot lol
Yours Ian T

Words can build a nation

Edna Sweetlove

Mon, 2020-01-20 19:18

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...for your pompous comment.
And your GRAMMAR is abysmal. I suggest you take evening classes.

xxx
Edna
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Sparrow 42

Tue, 2020-01-21 03:32

At least you had a comment lol
Still one day your sense of humour may improve.
Yours Ian T

Words can build a nation

Edna Sweetlove

Tue, 2020-01-21 11:03

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...my sense of humour has improved faster than your grammar!
But as you say, a comment is better than the usual blank silence round 'ere..

xxx
Edna
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Sparrow 42

Tue, 2020-01-21 18:49

My Ganma died may years ago when I was a child but I am not sure if you meant her.. I am a Moonraker and they don't talk as you in London do, Love to you always, Yours Ian ..

Words can build a nation

Edna Sweetlove

Wed, 2020-01-22 10:58

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I had no idea what this meant. According to my web research, it means you hail from Wiltshire, which, by happenstance, is one of the very few English counties in which I have never copulated.
.

xxx
Edna
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Sparrow 42

Thu, 2020-01-23 03:24

The population of Wiltshire is quite OK without distractions from other foreign places lol
You should start a bucket list and make that the first one it may prove interesting. At least the other 38 counties have been graced by your bare ass lol , Yours Ian T

Words can build a nation

Edna Sweetlove

Thu, 2020-01-23 09:25

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...but a couple of near misses.

xxx
Edna
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Breakinglogic

Tue, 2023-06-20 02:54

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I had fun reading these!

I wish I had caught this when you posted it a few years ago. I was actually in Poland for most of last year. Two thousand zloty sounds like scam; no wonder the doc was a quack!

Did you private your profile? I've often enjoyed your content even if I've less often commented.

Best,

☆ raffy

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