I wouldn't mind being a Drag Queen for a day
I just love the big hair and eyes
The shoes that are so uncomfortable
Sure, I'd rather have sharks hanging from my toes
Ripping them off than platforms?

no, I love platforms

walking down the runway
To my very own comedy slot
Would be such a sight for sore eyes
and may i say comedy for all

I want to wear a glamorous dress
With a bustier made with diamonds
yes the real kind
That shapes me into my own curves
Feeling proud of what I have
Instead of wishing to have less
after all, i'm a hot Diva

Eye lashes, oh yes
The ones that make me look like
If it snowed on them
The Olympics, would have a slope
Fit for the winning ski jumper, except for when I blink
Then, they'd fall off

All I really want is the
Charisma, Charm and Personality
That comes with being the greatest Drag Queen
They are really special people, entertainers

Entertaining a world and society
That is hard to convince

But oh no, not I
I'm already convinced
Being a Drag Queen
Must be the best job in the world?

After all

A person who truly accepts who they are
Deep within and shows the world
Every angle of their beauty
Cannot find it a chore, surely?