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The Spider In The Toilet
Whilst sitting on the bog
Trying to do a log,
Something happened to Mary
In her secret place all hairy.
From the drain so dirty
Up came an insect flirty;
It was a giant spider
And it scuttled deep inside her.
It felt so very prickly
And sexy, even tickly;
She had to use her thumb
To eject it from her bum.
The moral of this tale
You should learn without fail:
Before exposing anal features,
Always check for little creatures.
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Structured: Western
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This is a lovely poem.
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London, Culture Capital of the World
Favorite Poets
Siegfried Sassoon, Wilfred Owen, Rupert Brooke, Chaucer, Shakespeare to name but a few. And VERY IMPORTANTLY: Erich Fried, a leftwing Austrian of Jewish ancestry who fled the Nazis and became a British citizen in 1949., And, other writers (non-poets mainly): Raymond Chandler, Irvine Welsh, Anthony Burgess, Graham Greene, Charles Bukowski, John le Carré, Anthony Horowitz, Mick Herron, Margaret Attwood, Edna O'Brian, Maeve Binchy., Writers who I find vastly over-rated: TS Eliot, Virgina Woolf, Sylvia Plath, Phil Larkin, E.A. Poe, A. Ginsburg, Longfellow, Gerald Manley Hopkins (actually I LOATHE Hopkins more than damson-dappled words can say).
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Comments
Obadiah Grey
Sun, 2019-12-08 13:20
No comment. jus' a snigger !!
No comment. jus' a snigger !!
Obi.
Edna Sweetlove
Wed, 2019-12-11 18:37
Snigger
I love a good snigger.
xxx
Edna
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author commentscribbler
Tue, 2020-06-09 10:32
what
A wonderful poem filled with beauty this is . and so without any crudeness or other lowly uses of our language. BTW was the poem about You BARRY?