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Sonnet to the Well-formed Derriere
Sonnet to the Well-formed Derriere
I won’t encumber my frail mind with lies,
and therefore tell you nothing but the truth:
a woman’s shape does often catch my eyes
as they might rest on her . . . (I’m so uncouth!)
I woo my damsel with a tush so grand,
and peek beneath her flowing petticoat
in hope to see much more than just my hand--
I love the fullness I can’t help but note.
Such lustful feelings are in me now stirr'd
And I defy the cretin who would assert
that roundness does no longer suit a skirt
and flatter bottoms are these days preferred.
So let me now my preference declare:
It’s hard to beat a well-formed derriere!
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Geezer
Wed, 2017-08-02 16:28
You made me think...
of the old guy on the bench in that show. "Laugh-in". Cute little old pervert. If you aren't old enough to remember what that show was, ask somebody over fifty, they should know. Lol. Hey, I always say, look all you want, be discreet, [especially if you are with your wife or g.f.] and don't even consider more than an eye massage! Liked this one! ~ Geezer
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Ali Zonach
Wed, 2017-08-02 17:36
Laugh-in;
Geezer, I certainly am old enough to recall that wonderful show. Yes, that pervert's name was Arte Johnson who always pestered that handbag-wielding spinster, Ruth Buzzy. "Verry interresting," as that little German soldier behind the bushes would say. They simply no longer produce shows like that anymore. Thanks for the memories, Geezer.
Ali.
author commentGeezer
Thu, 2017-08-03 22:13
You are welcome sir...
I guess that people are more sophisticated these days. They watch shows like "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" and "Catfish." Lol. Oh well, I guess whatever floats your boat. ~ Geezer.
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Ali Zonach
Fri, 2017-08-04 08:18
Hi there, Geezer;
those program titles are meaningless to me, probably because I don't subscribe to cable or dish that allows chrome-plated trash to invade my house. Yeah, whatever floats their boat, lol. Thanks for the return. Ali
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