I you get knocked on your back, you won't get up again! Maybe I will feel like you in another six years, but I don't think so! Com'on, it ain't all bad! Just mostly, heh heh. Why don't I see you at Chat on the Darkside? Chicken? ~ Geezer.
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you get $2 off at the movies.
You get to remove your teeth at night.
They call you "sir" in the elevator
You get to join the sea of white hair at the piano recital
You get a lifetime pass to National parks for $20
Medicare, O blessed medicare
No stress at losing the job. No job.
Tailgaters don't bother you
You get to use a cane, just like the dandies of the 19th century
You think less about having sex with half the women you pass. Free at Last!
You can be a grouch, it's expected.
You can write poetry about being old, and
You can write poems about death more concretely
because now it is real, and visits you for confessions in the night
You can cuss freely
and
you can look at the world with the eyes of wisdom
and laugh at how stupid you were

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