Oil Be Home for Christmas…

Merry Christmas Lebanon
here have another shell,
it won’t be long now until,
we blow you all to hell.

See we just love a good war,
keeps our people afraid and quiet,
stops them protesting on our streets,
low life bastards better not try it..

But don’t you think your on your
own, we’re bombing Syria as well.
Got to show our missiles off,
we've got hundreds here to sell.

See we really believe in Christmas,
in fact we always celebrate it best.
Can’t you just hear the tills a ringing,
it’s a great time in the capitalist west.

Don’t you go worrying about peace,
you may have some when we've decided.
Just keep sending us some migrants,
keeps our workforce topped up, divided.

So as you prepare to eat more dust,
we’ll be tucking into turkey and trifle.
Eating and drinking till we’re fit to bust,
while your running around with a rifle.

I know Jesus was born in Jerusalem,
so technically that’s the middle east.
But we've plagiarised his life story,
he’s now a sympathetic western warring beast.

We pray to Jesus or his holly father,
while kneeling at the sacred cross.
So keep your screaming to a minimum,
he’s ours now, and your no great loss.

So let’s all have a silent night,
perhaps we can sing a carol.
Don’t dare pray before you fight,
he’s got you over an oil barrel.