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Night out nightmare...

Night out nightmare

Dance with me you trollop
I paid for this great night out.
Don’t you know I’ll have my fun
you silly giggly Trout.

Unhand! me dear don’t you dare,
after all, I am the bloody man.
And if I’m acting annoyed or fearful,
It’s just, my night hasn’t gone to plan.

Simply, I thought we’d have dinner,
a bit of a dance and then, some sex.
It’s just my luck that I picked you,
and the muscles you’re preparing to flex.

No, I’m certainly not going to fight with you,
bitch, your still holding my genitals.
Can’t we just say goodbye, forgive and
forget, lets ahem pretend that we are pals.

What do you mean you love power,
and now you want to have your way.
Can’t you see or feel I’m terrified,
far to floppy to do as you say.

Ok, ok I’m prepared to try and I
hope that I don’t let you down.
If you would just ease up on your grip
and stop calling me a fucking clown

Never again will I believe, the fairer
sex to be of the female gender.
When I finish here I hope I’m still
a man, right now I feel a little tender

Oh why didn’t I just stay at home,
and why can’t all fair sex be fair
This woman I swear is the devil’s wife,
who’s taken charge of my night out, nightmare.

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I found this poem to be quite comical. It gave me a good hearty laugh! And the ending is superb:

Oh why didn’t I just stay at home,
and why can’t all fair sex be fair
This woman I swear is the devil’s wife,
who’s taken charge of my night out, nightmare.

I wouldn't change a word of it!

always, Cat

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Thank you Cat i'm glad you found this as funny as i did. Love Roscoe...

Roscoe Llane,

Religion will rip your faith off, and return
for the mask of disbelief that's left.

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I had a list of changes to help smooth the rhythm of this hilarios poem. Then I read it again and realized the trips and minor stumbles actually help out as a guy in protagonist's position would probably be stammering and choking back dread lol......................stan

That's the picture i had as i wrote this, a powerful woman and a terrified guy. Thanks for your comments, i'm glad you enjoyed. Regards Roscoe...

Roscoe Llane,

Religion will rip your faith off, and return
for the mask of disbelief that's left.

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