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Little Tommy Titbit (the cat that got the cream)

Little Tommy Titbit
Was a naughty little boy
He loved all types of boobies
And used them as his toys

One day, Tommy Titbit
He had an idea, grand
He popped off down the road
With his tongue slurping in his hand

He saw a pretty lady
Of which he didn’t know?
Her boobies were gigantic
Almost touching her nose

He couldn’t help but touch them
Me lady, then did scream
He said, me lady I’m so sorry
but have you got some cream?

Me lady then did slap him (ouch)
Tommy Titbit stood there, still
She said, “DON’T YOU EVER DO THAT”
Tommy replied:
Me lady, I beg your pardon, I thought that you were Gill.

Review Request (Intensity): 
I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back
Last few words: 
following my first work of " The Booby Prize" I hope it makes you smile today.
Editing stage: 
Content level: 
Not Explicit Content

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well done Beatrix (although I can't think what you mean!)

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Critique is a compliment
Kind regards, Alan
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Yours is really funny! lOl

Hey it's good medicine to laugh. thanks for supporting my comedy!

Thank you...Teddy

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Woops, the cats out the bag! lol
Keep on laughing dear one, it's medicine for all!

Thank you...Teddy

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