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Letter to my glorious ex!

I acquiesce to your request my dear
I’ll take my leave of thee,
just give me half the money dear
and divorce I will agree,
the marriage is truly over
this is plain to see
it happened when sexual partners
increased from two – to three,

You couldn’t keep your legs shut
they were open good and wide,
just to let your lover
stuff his dick inside,
you say he’s a better lover-
he’s sensitive and kind,
also that for the first time
orgasms you did find,

But in my own defence dear-
and this I truly think,
your big and hairy fanny
was rancid and did stink,

And your lover you should inform him,
oh - - this isn’t just a tease !
if he’d care to inspect his foreskin
he’ll find a small disease !!

'twas on a mate’s stag do
that I fell for a honey trap
I’m afraid you must inform him--
I acquired the fuckin clap,

so let’s just call it even
and go our separate ways,
we'll admit that hanky panky
Never -Fuckin -Pays. !!

Obadiah Grey.

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In Alarias eyes lies
a roast lamb mountain
on a sea of the worlds
bestest gravy.

Between her thighs
is peas pudding n pies,
and cornish pasties,
crimped - and savoury.

I ate her up!!

Obi.

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Wow! you don't mince words or pull any punches. and you get right down to it. something I admire!
favorite lines:

so let’s just call it even
and go our separate ways,
we'll admit that hanky panky
Never -Fuckin -Pays. !!

always, Cat

When someone reads your work
And responds, please be courteous
And reply in kind, thanks.

Hiya, cat.
It was written in fun,
my ex is actually a wonderful caring woman that had the good sense to leave me.
She still sends me a birthday card,
and I still post her a fatty pork chop on the 27 of July, ( our wedding day,,,,, best not to ask why!)

Obi.

author comment

it is good that you remain friends.

*hugs, Cat

When someone reads your work
And responds, please be courteous
And reply in kind, thanks.

Is that a word, limerist? If it isn't it ought to be, and you should bear the title of Chief Limerist! No punches pulled here and I love the brashness of it! ~ Geez.
.

Writing purely for oneself, is the ultimate in defensive posture.

Well, I'll take that and run with it, cheers Geez.

Obi,

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Limerist. What? I’m laughing hard.

Glad that you've finally found something to make you hard.

Obi.

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I went looking for a Limerick and read the last stanza.
Mark

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