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The Greatest Invention Ever

Before you judge my pen hand
take a step back and think
only after you’ve heard my Idea
you’ll know if it really stinks?

Instead of being sad
when a loved one kicks the bucket
don't cry your heart out
when they die, just say f..k it

Now to my new and fabulous invention

We don't need tombstones
they depress us half to death
what we need,

is to invent something new instead

“Moulded bums”
yes you heard me
or maybe even stuffed!

how much more fun it would be
for those who are left behind
visiting you, at the cemetery
to see your, arse hole in a shrine

Instead of people crying
there would be laughter all around
bums of all colours
bums of all shapes and size

Lately you've been busy
so you haven't visited much
you go off to the cemetery
rose’s in hand there's a bunch

when you arrive you are shocked
and really you can't understand

why the hell your tombstone

Is covered in all that hair?

Review Request (Intensity): 
I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back
Last few words: 
To all who appreciate comedy especially Judy who laughed more than anyone when she read this.
Editing stage: 
Content level: 
Not Explicit Content

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The last 4 lines had me laughing.
Abrupt humor and humor at all is a tall order for a poet.
Great one Teddy!
Mark

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LoL oh my, I hope I don't get thrown off site for this! Thanks mark your a true mate!

Thank you...Teddy

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You may have spelled out the f..k but I got it and laughed there too.
Not looking for any apology. It was a good one lol
Keep em coming,
Mark

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I was being as lady like as possible my friend. (LoL) my fair lady like!

Thank you...Teddy

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oh my gosh what a concept your poem brought tears of laughter to my eyes nice work

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Tears of laughter are good. I am humbled by that. So happy you have had a giggle.

Thank you...Teddy

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Hi, Teddy!
Very funny poem, almost afraid to ask where it came from...I know poetic ideas sometimes surface outta nowhere. "Moulded bums." Poem-worthy for sure!
Thank you!
L

Thanks for your visit and your fun words, where did this come from? Pottery class? Noooo
Just got my creativeness together for something different. Happy you saw the fun.

Thank you...Teddy

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that the premise for this poem was; "Kiss my Ass". Reminds me of a little limerick that I saw somewhere about a guy that was buried upside down and drawn-up knees, so that the world could kiss his ass! Funny shit! LMAO. Thanks for this chuckle this morning with my coffee. ~ Geez.
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that the premise for this poem was; "Kiss my Ass". Reminds me of a little limerick that I saw somewhere about a guy that was buried upside down and drawn-up knees, so that the world could kiss his ass! Funny shit! LMAO. Thanks for this chuckle this morning with my coffee. ~ Geez.
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It's just visiting hairy bottoms instead of tombstones lol. Love that you laugh!

Thank you...Teddy

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for the double post. ~ Geez.
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How did you get the hair to grow on stone? .....Or do I really want to know lol

LoL I'm affraid much more crude sir.

Thank you...Teddy

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