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Defining a Trump

Old fart, that lingers uninvited

Spontaneously silent

Ravaging my taste buds

Whilst I eat my Sunday roast

Dropping the mother of all bombs

Appetite now gone.

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I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back
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To Trump is to fart so please hold your nose, there's something politically smelly lurking. Enjoy or not? lol
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please, don't elevate "it" to a gaseous substance; T. is only a man, bound to fade away in the upcoming

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Good review, lol hey just having fun on Sunday.

Thank you...Teddy

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the right idea; just let him fade away to the sound of infamy. I loved your little poem, it shows that even though you are not a citizen of our country, you understand what a terrible person he is. Sunday fun, huh? Sounds like you are having dinner already. Don't ruin your appetite. Think pleasant thoughts. Sharp and succinct jab at the [man?]. ~ Geez.

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I'm so happy you see it as fun, I'm waiting to see what Stan says lol
I hope I haven't ruined your lunch Sir.
Ps I'm quite sure that he also has a hand in British politics as I see some influence in what is going on there too. But hey I'm a citizen of the world.

Thank you...Teddy

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This is funny, I like it

(Love hanging with my family of poets)

So glad you found this funny, sometimes there's only one way to do it and thats laugh. xoxox

Thank you...Teddy

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