So, sagas will often continue
curious momentum has been known to do,
Fred's wrists were so swollen,
he was tied up and stolen,
by the "anti-lawn jockey" crew.

Well, Freds' concern ever broadened
courtesy his serendipitious trend,
with no possible way,
tied up Fred could get away,
he was in dire need of a friend.

Then, Gnome King Fred had a thought
that when they arrived at the toll-gate spot,
he would scream out and yelp,
and would plead for some help,
Fred hated this crew with all he's got.

Firstly, a "lawn jockey" Fred surely wasn't
he was a Gnome, and thought that apparent;
Freds' patience were gone,
he was stolen from Docs' lawn,
he loved traveling, but this was not what he meant!

Then, they stopped to eat by the border
and left Fred in the car to go order;
he then got himself, free
a border toll-booth, he did see,
so, Fred paid the man a buck, and a quarter.

Now, Fred's standing still on a prison yard
freeing himself from that crew wasn't hard;
the mistake Fred had made,
was, the man that he paid,
arrested Fred, for bribing a border guard!