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Clowning Around with Horrorscopes and stuff(February Contest)

If you want to go shopping today
You won’t have to leave the house
To find the stores you are searching for
Self-pity and Unsatis-factory
Are right here, inside your home

Opening a window, looking outside
Could be a positive step towards your future
Remember not to trust
everything that flies past
A Flying saucer could be an omen today

You will see clouds are moving at speed
Giving way to the Sun in Uranus

The iffy aura of gloom and doom
Moving towards Leo and Gemini
You will be left feeling generated
And ready to receive the job offer
Of your dreams
Yes, a Clown job has become available

But only if you believe in yourself?
And of course,
If you haven't been hit by the flying Saucer…

Review Request (Intensity): 
I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back
Last few words: 
As if the title wasn't long enough.
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Content level: 
Not Explicit Content


not everyone loves clowns; [I have no idea why some don't]. But I have all my life. I guess the first clown act I ever saw was Red Skelton on T.V. Anyway, you have written a funny, non-sensical poem that could win the February contest. I got that laugh I needed this morning. Flying saucers, indeed! [I want to believe!] ~ Geez.

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What do you mean? I thought it was clear I'm going to be a clown? LOL yes good morning dear one, I never liked clowns after I saw (It), probably like many but today I'm a nice clown who's sun shines out of my bottom. Lmao!oh it's good to laugh. Right with you buddy. I've put it in the contest. By the way I've already won if I've made you laugh.

Thank you...Teddy

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good heavens what have you been drinking girl I love your poem humor and wit good luck on your entry


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I knew you would enjoy it, I only drink water my dear (giggle) thank you.

Thank you...Teddy

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Hi, Teddy,
"A flying saucer could be an omen today." Love it! What a fun entry for the contest. I really like your play on words with your title, too! I'm with you - ever since watching "It" clowns are a big no thank you for me! Good luck in the contest!
Thank you!

Ha ha I'm just clowning around, hey the flying saucer though I'm still being careful! ! LOL so glad you enjoyed my play on words it's been ages that my fun muse hasn't been around. Speaking of space ships, I got to see the Mars Mission live on a NASA channel, I feel so proud it was amazing. Good things are coming my dear friend.

Thank you...Teddy

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That is very, very, very cool. It is just so cool.:)

nice humour miss space it

So nice to see you, lol

Thank you...Teddy

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It inspires so greatly. Thanks Teddy.

Bathe yourself with poetry and let the world go to pieces.

I hope it was a fun read.

Thank you...Teddy

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