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Classical Composer Limerick #5

The composer Benjamin Britten
Had a terrible urge to start shittin';
After taking a drug;
He tried a butt-plug;
Sans K-Y, it just wouldnt fit in.

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Highly amusing. Edna.I'm not sure what K-Y is?! But it sounds funny, all the same.
Enjoyed, Gracy

"My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly, my friends.” – Freddie Mercury

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