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Classical Composer Limerick #2

The opera composer Puccini
Thought his willy too teeny
So he filled out his breeches
With two juicy peaches
And a giant Italian zucchini.

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Hi Edna, what a laugh I've had. You're an expert at limericks. Enjoyed, bring on more, Gracy

"My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly, my friends.” – Freddie Mercury

...number 3 is out of the starting gate. Be warned this is a series of maybe 10.

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