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Classical Composer Limerick #2
The opera composer Puccini
Thought his willy too teeny
So he filled out his breeches
With two juicy peaches
And a giant Italian zucchini.
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London, Culture Capital of the World
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Siegfried Sassoon, Wilfred Owen, Rupert Brooke, Chaucer, Shakespeare to name but a few. And VERY IMPORTANTLY: Erich Fried, a leftwing Austrian of Jewish ancestry who fled the Nazis and became a British citizen in 1949., And, other writers (non-poets mainly): Raymond Chandler, Irvine Welsh, Anthony Burgess, Graham Greene, Charles Bukowski, John le Carré, Anthony Horowitz, Mick Herron, Margaret Attwood, Edna O'Brian, Maeve Binchy., Writers who I find vastly over-rated: TS Eliot, Virgina Woolf, Sylvia Plath, Phil Larkin, E.A. Poe, A. Ginsburg, Longfellow, Gerald Manley Hopkins (actually I LOATHE Hopkins more than damson-dappled words can say).
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Gracy
Mon, 2020-10-19 17:52
Hi Edna, what a laugh I've
Hi Edna, what a laugh I've had. You're an expert at limericks. Enjoyed, bring on more, Gracy
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Edna Sweetlove
Tue, 2020-10-20 11:09
Thank you...
...number 3 is out of the starting gate. Be warned this is a series of maybe 10.
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Edna
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