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Classical Composer Limerick #1

Here's something you may not have heard
About composer William Byrd:
Whilst sitting in church,
He felt his guts lurch
Then pump out a fourteen inch turd.

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to at least comment on this one. I found it to be delightfully disgusting. ~ Geez.

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I am delighted. 14 inches is FABULOUS!

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