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Christmas Limerick

Though its Christmas, He won't come again,

As BIG G. Himself tried to explain

To His heavenly Host

Even told Holy Ghost

"There's no virgins, nor any wise men."

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Thanks, Shirl, glad I could make you smile -- Merry Christmas

Ian xx

TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW, BUT FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA

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J.C. for goodness' sake, girl. I refuse to be responsible for any accidents. Mind you, I suppose I did think of it as a "wee" joke

But Enough !!

Merry Christmas !!!

Love Ian xxx

PS (with no IS insert)
I would be honoured to buy you a Foster's

TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW, BUT FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA

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