Lala was the female front for twiggy belly buddy
Twiggy married lala to pretend normality

So no one knew that twiggy had nefarious activities
For twiggy was a gay bod but he didn’t want to be

Viewed like all the other men who were belly buddies
Ostracised and criticised for their sexuality

Poor lala traipsed with twig for all the world to see
While dips and po hide in the background happy as can be

For lala does not know that she is just a pseudo front
A pretend wife whose only use is just to bear the brunt

Lala’s sometimes called a beard that is the term they use
She doesn’t know her female front is sadly being abused

So tiggy winkles can behave as he so wants to do
In the toilets without his missus looking at you know who

While dips and po are in the neighbourhood waiting every night
Till Tiggy goes out for his walk and pretends its alright

For lala just to stay at home and act the dozy wife
Whilst dips and po and tigs you know do what they think is right

What these married gay men do their passions to disgorge
A threesome with old dips and po and sometimes uncle george

They have no conscience bout poor lala who’s just ignorant
When tiggy returns home and smiles his passions now well spent

Lala does not know what tiggy does most every day
Though sometimes she inquires why he’s not acting, au fait

“Why did you go out for that walk that took you o'er three hours
And when you came back you weren’t sweaty, smelling like the flowers”

He’d had a bath you see to cover up the traces
Of the many bodies touched and not so much the faces

Because dear twiggy didn’t care whoever he had been with
Just the pleasure that he got except he couldn’t be seen with

Dips and po and uncle George in polite company
Lala really didn’t know she couldn’t really see

That belly buddies was the gay front on the internet
For gay men to have all their fun whilst hiding their true sex