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The belly buddies
Lala was the female front for twiggy belly buddy
Twiggy married lala to pretend normality
So no one knew that twiggy had nefarious activities
For twiggy was a gay bod but he didn’t want to be
Viewed like all the other men who were belly buddies
Ostracised and criticised for their sexuality
Poor lala traipsed with twig for all the world to see
While dips and po hide in the background happy as can be
For lala does not know that she is just a pseudo front
A pretend wife whose only use is just to bear the brunt
Lala’s sometimes called a beard that is the term they use
She doesn’t know her female front is sadly being abused
So tiggy winkles can behave as he so wants to do
In the toilets without his missus looking at you know who
While dips and po are in the neighbourhood waiting every night
Till Tiggy goes out for his walk and pretends its alright
For lala just to stay at home and act the dozy wife
Whilst dips and po and tigs you know do what they think is right
What these married gay men do their passions to disgorge
A threesome with old dips and po and sometimes uncle george
They have no conscience bout poor lala who’s just ignorant
When tiggy returns home and smiles his passions now well spent
Lala does not know what tiggy does most every day
Though sometimes she inquires why he’s not acting, au fait
“Why did you go out for that walk that took you o'er three hours
And when you came back you weren’t sweaty, smelling like the flowers”
He’d had a bath you see to cover up the traces
Of the many bodies touched and not so much the faces
Because dear twiggy didn’t care whoever he had been with
Just the pleasure that he got except he couldn’t be seen with
Dips and po and uncle George in polite company
Lala really didn’t know she couldn’t really see
That belly buddies was the gay front on the internet
For gay men to have all their fun whilst hiding their true sex
Comments
Geezer
Tue, 2013-02-05 15:11
I remember...
that show! When I was convalesing from a bout with my emphysema in the early days, I watched the Tele-tubbies every morning with my grandson. I saw the innuendo and wondered how long it would be before the show would be cancelled. I don't know if it was truly cancelled, but it disappeared from our local networks. Yes, it is funny how the mind works, I never could have gotten this one from looking at a stethescope! LOL ~ Gee
This must be the place, 'cause there ain't no place like this place anywhere near this place
Frenchf
Tue, 2013-02-05 18:12
I am surprised you saw it inAmerica
But yes there was a lot of innuendo. I cannot attend any of your dark side chats cos of the time difference
Geezer
Fri, 2013-02-08 20:27
Sorry to hear...
that you are unable to attend any of the Chats on the Darkside, but thought you should be invited. No problem. ~ Gee
This must be the place, 'cause there ain't no place like this place anywhere near this place
Frenchf
Tue, 2013-02-05 18:15
Ha ha
ODe to a stethescope